Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you know, the slick boss -

I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

- A lady? - Hopefully, yeah.

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

Yeah. I want you to say you're sorry.

And that's how I feel.

Five fun runs in two years.

- What are we going to do about it? - Lee, please can I just get a word in? I asked her out as a friend. It wasn't as a girlfriend..

- Ok, David, listen to me, allright... - no, no, you listen to me, "Tim".

That's the dog's name. It's the '40s, before racism was bad innit? So..

So what’s a leprechaun?

In the office. Walk this way.

Sometimes they're invisible, like fairies.

Like this person. Kojak.

I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...

what they think of David Brent?

Gareth... come on.

I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.

You're still thinking about Ollie Watkins' goal Aren't you

and wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.

you're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.

Yeah you do all that only for foreigners or women or disables to take advantage of it.

where I was officially offered the job as UK manager.

On a more positive note, I got Spain in the sweepstake

WHAT? SANDRO TONALI'S LEAVING?

# so don't forget

That's not a phrase though is it? I couldn't come out and go: "I've got bad news and some irrelevant news."

Yeah, I will, but there's a slight change of plan.

- Have you been fired? - No. I've been made into a partner.

- No. - Regular?