Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like this person. Kojak.

Gareth... come on.

So what’s a leprechaun?

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.

WHAT? SANDRO TONALI'S LEAVING?

Five fun runs in two years.

# so don't forget

- No. - Regular?

That's the dog's name. It's the '40s, before racism was bad innit? So..

On a more positive note, I got Spain in the sweepstake

you're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.

Sometimes they're invisible, like fairies.

That's not a phrase though is it? I couldn't come out and go: "I've got bad news and some irrelevant news."

Yeah. I want you to say you're sorry.

In the office. Walk this way.

I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

where I was officially offered the job as UK manager.

Yeah you do all that only for foreigners or women or disables to take advantage of it.

Yeah, I will, but there's a slight change of plan.

- A lady? - Hopefully, yeah.

what they think of David Brent?

You're still thinking about Ollie Watkins' goal Aren't you

- What are we going to do about it? - Lee, please can I just get a word in? I asked her out as a friend. It wasn't as a girlfriend..

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...

you know, the slick boss -

And that's how I feel.

- Have you been fired? - No. I've been made into a partner.

and wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

- Ok, David, listen to me, allright... - no, no, you listen to me, "Tim".

I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.