Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. I want you to say you're sorry.

- What are we going to do about it? - Lee, please can I just get a word in? I asked her out as a friend. It wasn't as a girlfriend..

Gareth... come on.

I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

Five fun runs in two years.

where I was officially offered the job as UK manager.

Yeah you do all that only for foreigners or women or disables to take advantage of it.

Sometimes they're invisible, like fairies.

You're still thinking about Ollie Watkins' goal Aren't you

And that's how I feel.

In the office. Walk this way.

On a more positive note, I got Spain in the sweepstake

and wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

Like this person. Kojak.

what they think of David Brent?

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.

- Have you been fired? - No. I've been made into a partner.

I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.

you know, the slick boss -

That's the dog's name. It's the '40s, before racism was bad innit? So..

WHAT? SANDRO TONALI'S LEAVING?

Yeah, I will, but there's a slight change of plan.

- Ok, David, listen to me, allright... - no, no, you listen to me, "Tim".

So what’s a leprechaun?

you're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.

# so don't forget

- A lady? - Hopefully, yeah.

That's not a phrase though is it? I couldn't come out and go: "I've got bad news and some irrelevant news."

- No. - Regular?