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um... all that talk about, like, moving on in the world...

So why the move?

Are you going to the party?

- What rank? - Sergeant, I think.

This has been imposed upon me this has been imposed upon me

so that you could remain in the job?

She's still here.

Countable or uncountable? That is question...

So what’s a Eunuch?

- The dog was called nigger. - Don't keep saying it.

and I'd just like to say...

So, take anything.

- I want to retire with some stories to tell. - Not about paper.

- We're going to lose our jobs! - You're not all gonna lose your jobs.

It's the end of the financial year and spirits are in the sky.

# baby, you can turn me on turn me on... #

See the raffle there? That's going to start later.

They may or may not have.

notwithstanding the cruel to be kind scenario...

# You're my sex bomb

I don't know what you mean.

but what sort of a boss would you say I am?

What? Joe Root’s leaving ?

Should have seen what we got Pete Gibbons. Oooh!

Oh, I know the ones.

and your branch will be downsized and incorporated into his?

I want you to apologise and stop passing the buck!

For all your mole knows, they may or may not have said that to me.

- That life's too short. - Exactly. Thank you.

I showed you the ropes, Ibnurtured you, I gave you a good job.

That one on Benny hill?

I'm not doing this for an Esther Rantzen heart of gold,

David, can I just ask why you've hired yourself a new secretary

- David... - go on.

You don't mind if Karen sits in just to learn the ropes?

Look, whether or not Anton is indeed a midget or a dwarf...

David's made me senior sales clerk.

# it's just a silly phase I'm going through

and if they've let me in charge of that one big pie,

Yup, it would appear so.

Why don't you both go and do some work instead of whinging, please?

- It's just... - put it there.

to sell them down the river for a couple of extra quid a year so, not interested.

just come from a meeting at head office,

Luke are you saying you got Ommy C now to avoid getting pinged for Boz’s Bucks?