Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Joe Root’s leaving ?

I don't know what you mean.

to sell them down the river for a couple of extra quid a year so, not interested.

- I want to retire with some stories to tell. - Not about paper.

- It's just... - put it there.

Luke are you saying you got Ommy C now to avoid getting pinged for Boz’s Bucks?

This has been imposed upon me this has been imposed upon me

So what’s a Eunuch?

but what sort of a boss would you say I am?

um... all that talk about, like, moving on in the world...

# it's just a silly phase I'm going through

She's still here.

and I'd just like to say...

Should have seen what we got Pete Gibbons. Oooh!

I want you to apologise and stop passing the buck!

notwithstanding the cruel to be kind scenario...

- What rank? - Sergeant, I think.

Why don't you both go and do some work instead of whinging, please?

- The dog was called nigger. - Don't keep saying it.

Look, whether or not Anton is indeed a midget or a dwarf...

and if they've let me in charge of that one big pie,

- We're going to lose our jobs! - You're not all gonna lose your jobs.

For all your mole knows, they may or may not have said that to me.

They may or may not have.

You don't mind if Karen sits in just to learn the ropes?

Oh, I know the ones.

I showed you the ropes, Ibnurtured you, I gave you a good job.

# baby, you can turn me on turn me on... #

David, can I just ask why you've hired yourself a new secretary

See the raffle there? That's going to start later.

So why the move?

- That life's too short. - Exactly. Thank you.

So, take anything.

Countable or uncountable? That is question...

Yup, it would appear so.

so that you could remain in the job?

That one on Benny hill?

David's made me senior sales clerk.

Are you going to the party?

# You're my sex bomb

It's the end of the financial year and spirits are in the sky.

I'm not doing this for an Esther Rantzen heart of gold,

and your branch will be downsized and incorporated into his?

just come from a meeting at head office,

- David... - go on.