Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So what’s a Eunuch?

I want you to apologise and stop passing the buck!

Should have seen what we got Pete Gibbons. Oooh!

Oh, I know the ones.

- We're going to lose our jobs! - You're not all gonna lose your jobs.

# baby, you can turn me on turn me on... #

- I want to retire with some stories to tell. - Not about paper.

She's still here.

They may or may not have.

and I'd just like to say...

notwithstanding the cruel to be kind scenario...

I showed you the ropes, Ibnurtured you, I gave you a good job.

Are you going to the party?

So, take anything.

Luke are you saying you got Ommy C now to avoid getting pinged for Boz’s Bucks?

So why the move?

but what sort of a boss would you say I am?

I don't know what you mean.

David, can I just ask why you've hired yourself a new secretary

What? Joe Root’s leaving ?

It's the end of the financial year and spirits are in the sky.

so that you could remain in the job?

um... all that talk about, like, moving on in the world...

and your branch will be downsized and incorporated into his?

See the raffle there? That's going to start later.

- David... - go on.

You don't mind if Karen sits in just to learn the ropes?

Look, whether or not Anton is indeed a midget or a dwarf...

For all your mole knows, they may or may not have said that to me.

Why don't you both go and do some work instead of whinging, please?

Countable or uncountable? That is question...

- That life's too short. - Exactly. Thank you.

# it's just a silly phase I'm going through

just come from a meeting at head office,

and if they've let me in charge of that one big pie,

Yup, it would appear so.

to sell them down the river for a couple of extra quid a year so, not interested.

- It's just... - put it there.

- The dog was called nigger. - Don't keep saying it.

This has been imposed upon me this has been imposed upon me

# You're my sex bomb

That one on Benny hill?

- What rank? - Sergeant, I think.

I'm not doing this for an Esther Rantzen heart of gold,

David's made me senior sales clerk.