Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

second time as the doorman.
- Let's start with the method. - Let's start with the method.
[Man] What the fuck was that?
- That's great, Mom. It's right up my alley. - But it is. It's a new hot...
You're opening up the store. Shania, she all of a sudden, she gets...
Why?
- And my house? - No, just your Jet Skis.
Go for it, man.
You want to go backwards?
- You're only smashing yourself, Brad! - Yeah.
Now I'm smashing myself!
to everyone else's energy, even Brad's.
- She knew my name. See? - So what if she knew your name?
Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go.
I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo."
I'm in my tree, I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks, and they're making me feel better...
- [Woman] Stop it! - [Laughter]
- Hey, hey, hey. What did she give you? - No, stay away from me.
Friends, enemies, brother, sister, mother, child.
And he almost died 'cause he cares about the same things.
I was wondering about our coincidences and what they mean.
- That came out of left field. - All right.
They will help you and your mind transform.
Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card?
There’s glass between us!
I don't often cast Flipendo But when I do I find a switch with a face on the back
- This is what I wanna talk about. - It wasn't your first time at Schottinger's, was it?
- How am I the destroyer? - I saw that S.U.V. Out there.
- Well, I have a meeting. - [Doorbell Ringing]
Bernard... The dismantling thing with the whole... You know, all the poetry stuff...
Is that why you're doing this, to teach me?
Yeah, I had a cat once. You caught me. You're amazing.
- Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't?
How could you do this? [Sniffing]
- [All Gasp] - What did you do, Albert?
- Yes, you do. - Oh, stop it!
But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed...
- Now, isn't that cool? Huh? - Yes.
Obsessed with your strange coincidence.
"and told me to spell words to show how I'm a good speller.
[Brad] You look ugly! No, no, no.
The national office recognizes the charter.
- Where did she come from? - What's going on?
We're here today to give the director a chance to even the keel.
"Betrayed" by Albert Markovski
Speaking of Shania and tuna, Brad has the most incredible story.
[Gasps]
- [Sighs] - Brad, I torched your Jet Skis.
Do you even care about the marsh and the woods?
- Shit. - So we get drawn back into human drama...
- I sent this to you. Why don't you ever listen to me... - Have you seen this system?
Was Helen's sister. I don't remember her name. I met her the once.
[Tommy] That's Caterine.
Okay.
- about what for a small boy is a large tragedy. - This is ridiculous.
- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats? - Theodore Roosevelt...
because anything else would be too painful?
Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets.
- So do you. But this guy. - Wha... Ah, he doesn't look too good.
- Then why did you need "drowning"? - To rhyme with "frowning."
- What do you mean? - They won't let me see my coincidence file.
Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad.
[Woman's Voice] Hi. I have some questions...
Please call me. I'm Marjorie at 96...
It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.
[Crying] Everything. My life.
Come on.
who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality.
Okay, let's get started.
You're all a bunch of big babies!
[Boy Laughs] Whoa.
What are you doing to us?
Well, let's go, dude. I'm gonna introduce you to the board of directors, my friend.
Shania, I'm Albert. I used to run the Open Spaces Coalition.
- How am I gonna look at my file? - You wanna see your file?
- We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys.
One... killin' the ozone and all the creatures that it's hurting?
Oh, excuse me. You... You spoke to my fat, sad brother?
She's sort of a little treat for our clients.
- So am I. That's how I bought into you. - [Recording] Eighteenth floor.
The loop in my head is playing ♻️
A kind of spiritual petit four.
- Any press come? - Yeah, local paper's here. What's wrong?
Your voice is the trademark voice of Huckabees.
- Yahhh! - It's a romantic fantasy.
- Have you? I'm doing this for you. - Oh, my God.
It's just the way things are. You and me and the air are actually tiny particles...
- About your life. - Yeah, about my life.
"I came home from school. Mom was in the kitchen with a strange lady.
Act naturally. Here comes your boy.
Albert has a place here, a place you have denied.
Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it.
And this is it. I'm talking about it right now.
- Tell me what's happening. - She wants to talk about my work situation.
You don't plant no tree in this parking lot!
to transform your mind into thinking differently.
I'm gonna have a fucking ball at mancala hour, aren't I?
I might've looked at a little bit of Lange on the way out. What's the big deal?
Josh, I put this together.
I'm sorry, Stevo. My bad. You didn't know.
And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry.
Beat it, you little pussy.
Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy.
- She had to get you to see. - See what?
He's just making a joke on me.
Do you understand? There's glass between us!
I wanna listen to a radio!
Sounds like we got a philosopher.
and how important we think that is.
Well, I'm pretty sure the Dixie Chicks would want you to spread your love...
You see, the detectives, they just wanted to gloss right over that.
But is that good enough? Is my work doing any good?