Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I sent this to you. Why don't you ever listen to me... - Have you seen this system?
Now I'm smashing myself!
One... killin' the ozone and all the creatures that it's hurting?
I wanna listen to a radio!
[Woman's Voice] Hi. I have some questions...
Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it.
Speaking of Shania and tuna, Brad has the most incredible story.
- That came out of left field. - All right.
A kind of spiritual petit four.
Albert has a place here, a place you have denied.
- [Woman] Stop it! - [Laughter]
to everyone else's energy, even Brad's.
Beat it, you little pussy.
But is that good enough? Is my work doing any good?
- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats? - Theodore Roosevelt...
I'm gonna have a fucking ball at mancala hour, aren't I?
- Have you? I'm doing this for you. - Oh, my God.
Shania, I'm Albert. I used to run the Open Spaces Coalition.
- You're only smashing yourself, Brad! - Yeah.
You don't plant no tree in this parking lot!
You see, the detectives, they just wanted to gloss right over that.
Please call me. I'm Marjorie at 96...
Come on.
- We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys.
- About your life. - Yeah, about my life.
Why?
"Betrayed" by Albert Markovski
- So am I. That's how I bought into you. - [Recording] Eighteenth floor.
He's just making a joke on me.
Friends, enemies, brother, sister, mother, child.
You're all a bunch of big babies!
- And my house? - No, just your Jet Skis.
- Tell me what's happening. - She wants to talk about my work situation.
You're opening up the store. Shania, she all of a sudden, she gets...
Sounds like we got a philosopher.
- Let's start with the method. - Let's start with the method.
Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad.
Your voice is the trademark voice of Huckabees.
Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets.
It's just the way things are. You and me and the air are actually tiny particles...
You want to go backwards?
Okay, let's get started.
Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy.
Do you even care about the marsh and the woods?
How could you do this? [Sniffing]
I might've looked at a little bit of Lange on the way out. What's the big deal?
- How am I gonna look at my file? - You wanna see your file?
- [All Gasp] - What did you do, Albert?
- This is what I wanna talk about. - It wasn't your first time at Schottinger's, was it?
The national office recognizes the charter.
to transform your mind into thinking differently.
[Gasps]
But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed...
[Crying] Everything. My life.
- Then why did you need "drowning"? - To rhyme with "frowning."
- So do you. But this guy. - Wha... Ah, he doesn't look too good.
I'm in my tree, I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks, and they're making me feel better...
Go for it, man.
and how important we think that is.
second time as the doorman.
Act naturally. Here comes your boy.
- [Sighs] - Brad, I torched your Jet Skis.
Yeah, I had a cat once. You caught me. You're amazing.
- Now, isn't that cool? Huh? - Yes.
- Hey, hey, hey. What did she give you? - No, stay away from me.
The loop in my head is playing ♻️
I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo."
[Tommy] That's Caterine.
Oh, excuse me. You... You spoke to my fat, sad brother?
- Yes, you do. - Oh, stop it!
- She had to get you to see. - See what?
Okay.
- Well, I have a meeting. - [Doorbell Ringing]
What are you doing to us?
Bernard... The dismantling thing with the whole... You know, all the poetry stuff...
- Yahhh! - It's a romantic fantasy.
- How am I the destroyer? - I saw that S.U.V. Out there.
Well, let's go, dude. I'm gonna introduce you to the board of directors, my friend.
Obsessed with your strange coincidence.
They will help you and your mind transform.
We're here today to give the director a chance to even the keel.
I'm sorry, Stevo. My bad. You didn't know.
Is that why you're doing this, to teach me?
- Any press come? - Yeah, local paper's here. What's wrong?
Josh, I put this together.
- about what for a small boy is a large tragedy. - This is ridiculous.
Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card?
- That's great, Mom. It's right up my alley. - But it is. It's a new hot...
who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality.
- She knew my name. See? - So what if she knew your name?
And this is it. I'm talking about it right now.
She's sort of a little treat for our clients.
- What do you mean? - They won't let me see my coincidence file.
And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry.
Do you understand? There's glass between us!
[Boy Laughs] Whoa.
It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.
- Where did she come from? - What's going on?
Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go.
There’s glass between us!
- Shit. - So we get drawn back into human drama...
"I came home from school. Mom was in the kitchen with a strange lady.
because anything else would be too painful?
"and told me to spell words to show how I'm a good speller.
- Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't?
Was Helen's sister. I don't remember her name. I met her the once.
Well, I'm pretty sure the Dixie Chicks would want you to spread your love...
I don't often cast Flipendo But when I do I find a switch with a face on the back
[Man] What the fuck was that?
And he almost died 'cause he cares about the same things.
[Brad] You look ugly! No, no, no.
I was wondering about our coincidences and what they mean.