Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( doorbell rings )

OH, THEY'D DO THE LOT FOR YOU, LOVE.

"I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY, CLEMENT"

Presenter: "SANCHO PANZA (MR. ORGANS)

MERCI, MON PETIT CHOUCHOU, BRIAN TRUBSHAWE.

I'D LIKE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION, IF I MAY, IN TWO WAYS:

WE'D HAVE TO TURN IT ON.

NO, IT'S NOT SPECIAL.

OR SOME EXTRACT

THAT'S IN GOOD CONDITION.

WERE SENTENCED TO 400 YEARS' IMPRISONMENT

( laughter continues )

EVERYONE WAS TERRIFIED OF DOUG.

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M MRS. G. PINNET.

I SUPPOSE WE COULD.

BATHOS, PUNS, PARODY, LITOTES... AND SATIRE.

A PINK FORM FROM READING.

SIGN IT DOWN THERE, PLEASE, MRS. CRUMP.

THE LOW SLIM-LINE HAS BEEN CUT OFF THE SHOULDER

NO, YOU'D BETTER GO THROUGH DEPTFORD MAINTENANCE.

"OF SUPERINTENDENT HARRY 'SNAPPER' ORGANS

MAKE IT A BIT EASIER--

DINSDALE WAS A PERFECTLY NORMAL PERSON IN EVERY WAY

( phone rings )

OH, WE WONDERED WHAT THAT WAS.

IS A SMALL PATCH OF BROWN LIQUID.

IF IT'S A SPECIAL.

DID YOU EVER SEE HIM AGAIN?

AND AGAIN A WEEK AFTER THAT.

OH, SPIT, WHICH ONE IS IT?

WITH THIS RESULT?

AND CONNECT IT UP?

THE METHODS THEY USED TO SUBJUGATE RIVAL GANGS

EVERY SUNDAY LUNCHTIME TO APOLOGIZE

NOW THEN, WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?

THE MINISTER'S DRESS HAS BEEN MADE ENTIRELY BY HAND

WELL, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

NO, THAT'S S42.

WELL, I CAN'T COOK ON IT

LATELY, DINSDALE HAD BECOME INCREASINGLY WORRIED

HE'S IN OUR BIRMINGHAM STUDIO.

"THE AUDIENCE WERE BEMUSED BY HIS HIGH-PITCHED WELSH ACCENT

WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THAT.

IN THIS RACKET, THEY SELECTED ANOTHER VICTIM