Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

RATHER THAN SEE DOUG.

ONE OF WHOM WAS CARRYING A TACTICAL NUCLEAR MISSILE.

( great laughter )

GET A TRANSFER SLIP FROM CRUMP TO PINNET

AND OTHER GANG LEADERS.

AND THEN HE LOSES HIS TEMPER

Justice for the Woking Class Warrior

AS THE OLD HELMET AND BOOTS WERE A BIT OF A GIVEAWAY.

A SCRAP METAL DEALER AND TV QUIZMASTER

I'M NOT GOING TO MINCE WORDS WITH YOU.

FIRSTLY IN MY NORMAL VOICE

WELL, HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

( laughter and applause )

THAT'S BEST-- WE'LL SPECIAL IT FOR YOU.

THEY WERE, FOR THE ONLY TIME IN THEIR LIVES, SLIT UP A TREAT.

OH, WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

AND ONE NIGHT DINSDALE WALKED IN

WAS STIG O'TRACEY.

I ASKED HIM IF HE'D MIND VERY MUCH

MINISTER, MAY I PUT THE FIRST QUESTION TO YOU?

WITH EACH OTHER'S PROPERTY ALL DAY LONG.

( audience laughter )

LUCKILY, MY YEARS WITH BRISTOL REP STOOD ME IN GOOD STEAD

THE VIOLENCE OF BRITISH GANGLAND.

AND WOULD I PAY FOR IT.

IN AN AEROPLANE HANGAR AT LUTON AIRPORT.

YEAH, BUT HE WAS VERY REASONABLE ABOUT IT.

AT FIRST, YEAH.

YEAH, HERE WE GO.

HIGH-CLASS-- NO, REALLY-- HIGH-CLASS GIRLS.

BUT THERE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW, CHEERIO!

AND CLAIM THAT HE'D LAID STANLEY BALDWIN.

HEALTH, HOUSING, EDUCATION, SILLY WALKS...

MOST OF THESE STRANGE TALES CONCERN DINSDALE

BUT, YOU KNOW, KIDS WERE VERY DIFFERENT THEN.

LAST TUESDAY A REIGN OF TERROR WAS ENDED

OH, NO, NO, NO.

HE HAD COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT NORMAN SLEPT

BUT THE POLICE HAVE FILM OF DINSDALE

BUT HE GAVE ME HIS WORD THAT IT WAS THE CASE

I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUS, REALLY

MAKE A HOLE IN YOUR PIPE