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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
AND I'D LIKE TO OBTAIN A GOVERNMENT GRANT
THE ELDEST SONS IN A FAMILY OF 16.
. .
AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME WITH OLD DINSY.
WHAT ABOUT LONDON OFFICE?
Coooeeee
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
"PRAM FOR SALE-- ANY OFFERS."
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL FOR THE POLICE?
AN M.I.
IT SAYS "CRUMP" HERE, DON'T IT, HARRY?
THEIR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR WAS MRS. APRIL SIMNEL.
THAT WAS RIGHT OUT, I DENY THAT COMPLETELY.
UH...
NO, NO.
ACTUALLY NAILING YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR.
YEAH, AFTER THAT, I USED TO GO ROUND TO HIS FLAT
Presenter: "AS FOR THE PERFORMANCE
Coooeeee
AND HE AGREED AND JUST SCREWED MY PELVIS TO A CAKE STAND.
Yes, Mr. Teabag.
STIG, I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT DINSDALE PIRANHA
( Sousa's "Liberty Bell March" playing )
( laughter )
EXCELLENT CONDITION."
MRS. G. PINNET.
REALLY?
EVEN THE POLICE BEGAN TO SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE.
THEIR FATHER, ARTHUR PIRANHA
SO LET'S GO BACK OVER AND JOIN THE DISCUSSION.
( grumbling )
BABY-SITTER.
YES, SIR?
Listen, guess what.
WHEN THEY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE M.C.C.
AND DINSDALE'S THERE IN THE CONVERSATION PIT
CAN I HELP YOU?
SHTOOM, SHTOOM.
THEY SAID I'D BOUGHT ONE OF THEIR FRUIT MACHINES
THOSE FLOWERS ARE FOR SERGEANT LAUDERDALE
I UNDERSTAND HE ALSO NAILED YOUR WIFE'S HEAD TO A COFFEE TABLE.
EXCEPT... EXCEPT INASMUCH AS HE WAS CONVINCED
NO, MRS. G. PINNET.
I SHOULDN'T REALLY BE TELLING YOU THIS--
Presenter: AT THE AGE OF 15, DOUG AND DINSDALE STARTED ATTENDING
I SPENT SEVERAL MONTHS IN BUENOS AIRES AS BLIND PEW