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[music builds, fades]
[screaming and squeaking fade]
Your father would have it no other way.
Do as you must, but please preserve his appearance.
♪ And we'll all roll on behind you ♪
My... My monthly returns are a fraction of what they once were.
are built on the respectful interment of the dead?
Isn't that…
-[door opens] -[both gasp]
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
For the vermin that chews indifferently on wood or bone,
It is.
"Long is the way and hard,
A most pleasant evening to you, madame.
[groans gutturally]
Ah! Ah!
A new Masson arises!
[man 1] Hey, but you'd never get a class act like this one
-[creature snarls] -[Masson strains]
in the form of countless needles to inoculate me against disease.
and other exotic lands where these creatures' ubiquitousness
Ah! Ah! Oh, God!
and... and perverted sacraments to unspeakable entities.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Come on, come on!
Agh!
I'd pay what you owe.
Oh, God, oh, God! No, no!
both pagan and holy.
will be the saber gifted to him by King George,
[growling continues]
Ah!