Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was Becky Jackson.

♪ And as if it were planned ♪

and have sex all over my apartment.

you will be guaranteed under my tutelage.

What can I say?

- a little too much into this. - I don't think so.

have a cup of coffee or something,

This may come as a surprise to you, Sue,

Lately, Sue, it seems like

There is a major disconnect.

Rachel is a big girl.

Academy's gone.

We need them just as much as they need us.

When the final bell tolls,

You never loved me.

romantic involvements with Dan Quayle,

It burned to the ground.

of the U.S. News and World Report...

known for weird, shirtless selfies,

Yet you said that I was destined to be back in New York.

That was Carmen Tibideaux.

personal forms of recreation, uh,

♪ When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be ♪

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

and I am taking it upon myself to destroy the Glee Club

I could've overlooked,

you've been smacked around by the loser stick.

the tambourine player for Wilson Phillips.

And then we watched it burn to the ground.

I am so much happier now that I am free from Sue,

No, no, we're in commercial right now.

Geraldo Rivera, this is an outrage!

was that my boobs were like elephant ears.

♪ Then I counted to ten again ♪

to some of these allegations.

What is going on with you, guys?

and worse than that, it's desperate

Well, of course we were.

If I deem you worthy of crushing the New Directions!

♪ The final countdown ♪

and someone who refuses to betray her own values.

embers, if you will.

I want to apologize for all the booby traps.

who has endangered the lives of countless children

Uh, she is in New York on some business,

it was a cesspool of hate.

200 burpies, 200 wall balls,

♪ It's the final countdown ♪

- Suzy Q. - Stop it.

and the drummer from Jimmy Eat World.

that relationships are a two-way street.

Now, fly away, Warblers.

♪ Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings ♪

You know what, maybe you guys are right.

to get out of her office?

This is McKinley, dude.

The voice has been altered.

so we'll just give you our uniforms

actual press clippings about the Glee Club.

And I stand by, and am very proud,

But, Sam, you're not in college.

♪ Oh, we will ♪

♪ I'd rather be ♪

I've never met Sue Sylvester

And I'm putting all of my humiliation out there,

of having to try and find a new look.

♪ You put me down and say ♪

I just got cornered by Myron.

attending Oprah's "The Life You Want Weekend" weekend.

Hello, this is Rachel.

You know, when I graduated from the Sorbonne,

do not stand in my way,

♪ Plop, plop, plop went the wheels ♪