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Nobody rides motorbikes.
Because they're Russian mob.
Well, wouldn't be the first time
Illegal? They're rocks.
So, it's about a forensic scientist who talks to ghosts.
[laughing]
I'll explain everything later.
[seat belt unclips]
Mistresses are like KGB.
Sure.
I know I was supposed to bring proof.
Maybe those old times,
What, are you kidding me, bro? I drove all the way down here.
and I need to get back as soon as possible.
[grunts]
Do I look like a man who's not for real?
♪ I've done my drink ♪
They're cop killers.
This.
Well, that's easy. I can get you proof of death, no problem.
Oh, this? Yeah.
Daniel, I realize this is your first crime-boss summit,
Hmm. Doesn't have the same effect anymore.
Not just for God, but for me.
I think the last voice that you need in your head right now is one like Luis'.
[groans] I think it's spray paint.
But having you do it is.
Cuckoo.
I remember. Look, you don't have to worry.
that means he's fallible.
Well, I'm not really talking to Lucifer right now,
What?
That's Chucho.
sort of, stole something from me. Something that I need to get back.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm not a cop.
Whatever. God is whoever you say he is.
When my papi retired from working as a guard up in Pelican Bay,
Daniel Espinoza, naked and afraid.
Have you achieved your final form? [chuckles]
Okay.
You guys had some fun extracurriculars.
I thought you said you weren't into anything illegal any more.
For my family.
[sighs] Chloe has Trixie tonight,
No, no.
And it got me thinking, how would you do that?
Fine.
If you need backup making an arrest, you have the entire LAPD.
Well, why do you need my help? You're a police officer.
[panting]
Oh, right.
But if the world is senseless and random,
It's-- it's a long story. Don't worry about it.
You're not gonna win anything, Luis.
To replace the guys who are there now.
And then I'll give you…
-Get a little Spanish immersion. -Yeah, I'll talk to my captain about it.
I know.
So, what's in the box?
Okay, so those crystals I was talking about?
Come on, man. Are you done?
So, what I came up with is pretty awesome.
-What? Why are you naked? -[Dan] What?
-Maze, this is not what we talked about. -No one is going to kill Svetlana.
Yes, it's improv 101!
[in English] Hermano, your Spanish
after I scam him into saving my life. [chuckles]
Then I'll set up a meet with you and them to explain the deal.
-[Dan] Ryan, no! -[gunfire]
Oh, I have lunch here every Tuesday. I mean, the pierogis, right? Okay.
I know.
How's that for a blindside, right?
but she's already been apprehended. Extradition.
What?
-Whoa, shit! -Whoa, whoa!