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I woke up this morning with no clothes on, next to a dead body.
The kind of cop who likes to cut corners,
Yeah, but I don't have any backup down there.
and I've had, like, three concussions in six hours. That can't help!
Detective Douche is a real joy to be around today.
I suppose I realized that whenever you're given a choice,
[laughing]
My arm was falling asleep.
What you need to do is turn yourself in, Luis.
I really appreciate your help, but you know what?
[laughs, pats]
Five million, four thousand, one hundred and fifty-seven dollars spent.
-But he's not participating anymore. -[scoffs]
Okay? It's a small detour.
Everything's in place.
Just not me anymore, man.
the kind of cop looking to play angles on a slippery slope to being a criminal--
The thing for you to do right now is turn yourself in, tell your people about it.
Oh, crap. You didn't get the message?
[panting]
Of course it's dead! [huffs]
And thanks to you,
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
-Where do you need to go? -Oh.
But you need to be careful, okay?
I'm only helping you because it's you.
[chuckles] I like you, Joe Stone.
Okay, well, maybe I can look at the file?
[groans]
So that's the play. You hide out on the balcony.
[typing]
I'm sorry about the demon stuff.
I mean, you're very predictable, Daniel.
[scoffs] I don't understand.
He came in here looking for help maybe?
You think you're gonna take on all of us solo?
-He's got the best tequila in town. -[Dan scoffs]
it's all fake.
Don't freak out, I'm not gonna kill her.
I had to come see that for myself.
[huffs] No. No!
I've only got six hours to figure out how to live past tonight
No, Maze, Maze!
What am I supposed to do with that, Lucifer?
-Use your imagination. -What?
There's an open bar, food trucks in the back.
-[sighs] -Dan, I'm your friend.
You just have to give him some time.
It'll give me some time to think about things.
and that's a Tuesday.
[gurgles, grunts]
[animals calling]
So, tell me about it.
If this really is an emergency, I'll take care of them.
Exactly. And that's exactly what you do.
[exhales] Okay.
[gasps] Yes! I found it!
that you two play to show that you're friends.
♪ Walk a mile in my shoes ♪
I mean, she would've seen through this charade right away
I'm sorry, I know. I'm not your mother, and I'm not…
Hello. You there?
Okay, so just so you know, I may pass out.
-What's up, Dan? -[gasps]
It's all about appearances, hence why I insisted on the suit.
♪ Now the hacienda's dark The town is sleeping ♪
Hey, man, I'm really sorry to bother you,
[gunfire]
-[gasps] -Why else would I need pig's blood?
dozens of favors called in,
-It's a few blocks away. -[sighs]
-[Mazikeen] Then you'd miss all the fun. -[Svetlana gasping]