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What's the matter with his looks? What's his looks got to do with this?
I'm comin' to join you, honey...
it's to be cool like me.
Just take it somewhere and dump it. Somewhere nobody can find it.
What I mean to say, he's getting 'em in shape so they're nice and firm.
No foolin'. I'm gonna go down to the basement and check the pipes.
Lamont don't like you to soak it 'cause that slurpin' interferes...
- What? - I said okay!
- What's the matter? - Sounds like feeding time at the zoo.
Yeah, this is Fred Sanford. Sanford.
Well, that is, my dad, he'd like to know where you acquired the copper.
Oh, he'll be here, Pop. He's just a little late.
I'm going to lose the place of business, and I'm going to jail.
Okay, then let's hear your way.
- Here you are. - Bless you.
Get in the truck.
Yeah, come over here a little bit. Yeah, they gettin' firm, Kelly.
with no distinguishing physical characteristics.
All right.
I thought you went to the dentist.
Fred Sanford here. You say you need to unload some copper?
All right. See, you have to start bringing in better stuff to sell.
Morning. Sorry I'm late.
I'm covering up this copper so nobody can see it.
Well, son, you find out what's wrong?
I'm out of 40 bucks, and I'm sitting here with my dummy son.
We can make twenty-eight cents profit on every pound.
- What did I tell you? - I could've had the organ, but no.