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All I know is my mother is not going to speak...
Now let's just worry about your brother, huh?
Just follow my directions.
you can still put your head in the oven.
Otherwise, she would have thought I was cheap.
♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
Oh, let's see, I'll pay this one,
It ain't lying, Mama, it's acting.
the milk is still gonna come out white.
Brown cow or black cow,
Give me a double.
Baby, that must be the man with the script.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
Oh, Mama.
Oh, that'll be the day
Right from the diaphragm. Come on.
Who's that?
After drinking all that stuff,
before he was using it.
♪ Keeping your head above water ♪
♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪
[GASPING FOR BREATH] H-Hi, folks.
to try to sell their new product.
But, Florida, $5,000 is a lot of money.
$5,000.
Come on, Ma.
I mean, like that guy in the little boat
He'll call, Mama.
♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
I was standing in the supermarket,
Yes, Mr. Moore.
Come on, baby, sit down.
Baby, it ain't lying.
They hired me for an honest face,
when they have Florida Evans on television.
of the projects.
What's he gotta do with it?
a bale of hay would be delicious.
I'll let the chauffeur do that.
Thelma, how you know they don't want Mama to speak street talk?
"And then my family doctor suggested that I try..."
that's gonna sell 18 percent booze as a health tonic.
And besides, it's a health tonic.
"here to tell you about Vita Brite,