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Moms lie.
I left it here so I wouldn't forget it, but forgot.
What is that nastiness?
Hm? Oh.
Come on!
It's a classic symbiotic relationship.
And we really appreciate it, don't we, boys?
Huh... Boom! Drop the mic.
- It will bring you closer together. - How much closer can we be?
As if today weren't crazy enough, my boss just called.
Ramona?
Ooh, the mouth on that kid!
♪ I said, a hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪
...their Xboxes.
No, it's not just that. I mean, it's everything.
Chicken.
Not me.
So where's my room?
So, like, three wishes?
I've wanted to be The Man ever since I was The Baby.
- Proceed. - Thank you.
and you and D.J. were go-go dancing on top of amplifiers,
Can't a mom make her beautiful firstborn son a pre-breakfast milkshake?
Well, gotta go.
You told them?
Mom, please don't make me do this.
Are you sure?
but in this room, you are in charge of Tommy.
That's a fairy godmother.