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Not if we hide out in Mexico. We could fight bulls together.
D.J. really needs us and you love her. She's your godmother.
Take Becky and her terrible cooking, for instance.
Uh-oh. Text from Becky...
I got her up. Aunt Stephanie is not a morning person.
I think Becky was always a little jealous of me.
Then wait for Tommy to reload.
What?
I changed Michelle on a meat rack,
Fabulous.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Oh, you know, I'm playing Angry Birds
Know what you're not doing? Moving to LA with your favorite uncle.
Team D.J. on three.
What was that?
You know, I haven't done this since Michelle was a baby.
That means respect, compromise, and honesty, okay?
And flawless.
It might have been a goose.
I'm listening.
because D.J. realized how lucky she was to live with me.
And now you're here for me.
enjoy a pre-breakfast milkshake.
Jackson, when I was five, my dad forced me to move in with D.J.,
This is exactly why Kimmy and I are here... to make your life easier.
- ♪ ...hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
and while you wait for your favorite pancakes,
Um... Okay.