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...I just realized I don't care if he is the most perfect guy in the world.
You know, that depends on what it is. I've done a lot of stuff.
You want him to eat his heart out, so you have to look fabulous.
This ravioli's delicious.
No, wait a minute.
- No, you didn't. - Really?
And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died.
Just seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist.
- Where have you been? - Trying on clothes.
- It's in Barbados. - But you come first.
Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success...
I try.
Have a seat. I'll get you a beer.
I'm the husband. I'm supposed to bring the sperm.
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Well, I'm back from Minsk. Uh, permanently.
Ugh!! Sexual politics!
Okay, there's enthusiastic, and there's just plain gay.
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