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- So can we keep this between us? - Sure.
I got the feeling we made you uncomfortable.
You wouldn't know if she's planning on keeping her baby, would you?
Tell me about yourself, Zack.
- Great. - Okay.
No, that's David.
I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy...
- No, I didn't. - Yes!
Bye.
What? No! I'm not gonna give them Ben!
...our baby could be being conceived.
I was just doing it because I thought that was what you wanted.
- Good. Good. Life is good. - Good.
Okay. Yeah, let's shop.
We're teeth people, Zack.
I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.
Yeah, that's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all.
So, um, tell me, how'd you guys meet?
- Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin? - Mm.
No, that's not it.
Oh, of course. It's so nice to see you again, Zack.
...the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
"Climax Your Way to Better Skin."
- See you. - Hey.
Well, this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that...
I still have to find something incredible to wear...
I think we found our sperm.
Then don't go.
Because I've seen them.
...stop-eating hot!
- Really? Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.
Apparently, you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Okay, are you sure? Because I am really dreading going to this party.
Enough said. I'm there for you, man. Where is she, upstairs?
That's really not the kind of thing we're looking for.