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Uh, no. Although, I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.

- I'm meeting with him today. - He's a pretty tough guy to impress.

Mike knows I'm coming. If I don't show up, he'll think it's because of him...

- You want to come? - Oh, I can't.

- So you're ruling out surrogacy? - Yeah.

- Good plan. - Okay.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you're not gonna to do a magic trick, are you?

...and I just said, "Boy, I want that."

She was like, "Don't worry. I asked him and he's totally okay with seeing you."

I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I think he'd be the way to go.

Rachel loves to shop, and she has great taste.

See, I told you I needed someone.

Which is like the highest level of hotness.

Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I...

- So how did it go at the fertility clinic? - Not as much fun as last time.

Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?