Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Consider Nomar for the hall of fame!

Anyway, happy birthday, sweet pea!

How will I buy stuff and the drink stuff and party...stuff?

Yes! [ Laughs ]

How did Candice take it?

That TV's busted again?

Say goodbye to your sleep!

Also, I've got a lot of credit-card debt now,

I've been doing extra installations

Oh, my God, triplets! What if it's triplets?!

[ Laughs ] Yeah!

Wait! You can't leave us like this!

Before the old vasectomy,

Masturbate! Damn, you took my answer.

to be on a budget.

I mean, if you don't believe us, check the database.

Do you think I rushed into this?

Dr. Ferguson: You better not be popping and/or locking in there!

And I need another drink.

but your wife probably made you, right?

Well, time to go.

Emily: Yeah! They make the meal right in your mouth. Bye!

[ Carnival music plays ]

Wait. What do you mean you're a father?