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Consider Nomar for the hall of fame!
Sorry, robots.
Anyway, happy birthday, sweet pea!
How will I buy stuff and the drink stuff and party...stuff?
And...clap!
Yes! [ Laughs ]
How did Candice take it?
That TV's busted again?
Say goodbye to your sleep!
Also, I've got a lot of credit-card debt now,
I've been doing extra installations
♪♪
Ohh!
Oh, my God, triplets! What if it's triplets?!
[ Laughs ] Yeah!
Wait! You can't leave us like this!
Before the old vasectomy,
Masturbate! Damn, you took my answer.
to be on a budget.
I mean, if you don't believe us, check the database.
[ Both retch ]
Do you think I rushed into this?
Dr. Ferguson: You better not be popping and/or locking in there!
And I need another drink.
but your wife probably made you, right?
Well, time to go.
Emily: Yeah! They make the meal right in your mouth. Bye!
♪♪
[ Carnival music plays ]
Wait. What do you mean you're a father?