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I live in a closet in Los Feliz.
Do you still feel good about it?
So, you're gonna be my surgeon?
You are worse than Jeter.
I've got the crotch Novocain ready.
I can't believe you're not animatronic.
Ahhhh, the Calabasas Urology Center.
Now, how about your pubic area?
Totally.
Paid, right?
[ Crying ]
♪♪
It's got everything --
♪♪
I got your TVs!
I-I was gonna say clap.
♪♪
Damn it. Of course you can't get a good connection
Ohh, I-I know I'm not your dad.
Wait! Over here!
[ Cellphone rings ] Hey, Mom.
What are you doing here?
[ Cellphone ringing ]
Curve the TV! I want it to look like IMAX.
Come on.
I can't believe my baby's 26.
And we've never met our dad. He was just a sperm donor.
Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!
all to ourselves.
Ahhhh!
Single use.
[ Bell tolls ]
What did your parents say?
I'm not ready to commit to no more kids.
Mm... I don't think so.
and we live with a divorced couple in a cramped apartment,
and as many shifts as you can give me.
now that I'm a father!
They 3-D print your toilet.
No reversies. No call-backs.