Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't believe my baby's 26.

now that I'm a father!

I've got the crotch Novocain ready.

I-I was gonna say clap.

Wait! Over here!

They 3-D print your toilet.

Ohh, I-I know I'm not your dad.

So, you're gonna be my surgeon?

Ahhhh, the Calabasas Urology Center.

You are worse than Jeter.

What are you doing here?

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Damn it. Of course you can't get a good connection

Mm... I don't think so.

and we live with a divorced couple in a cramped apartment,

And we've never met our dad. He was just a sperm donor.

I got your TVs!

Curve the TV! I want it to look like IMAX.

and as many shifts as you can give me.

I live in a closet in Los Feliz.

It's got everything --

all to ourselves.

Do you still feel good about it?

[ Cellphone rings ] Hey, Mom.

Now, how about your pubic area?

What did your parents say?

I can't believe you're not animatronic.

Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!

I'm not ready to commit to no more kids.

No reversies. No call-backs.