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A new bike! Cool!
Why are you ruining this?
Josh? Emily!
and it's amazing!
[ Crying ] It's like her whole childhood
Don't worry about it. I'll call my guy Dante.
Why?
[ Chuckles nervously ] Uh...you know what?
I don't know what that means, but I'm in!
♪♪
Pov the party kid be like Eww!!
Seven. A thousand dollars?!
Our dad's a Republican senator from Florida.
[ Both laughing ] Don't!
You know how this happened!
[ Laughs ]
You can clock out at midnight. Bye!
Top-of-the-line robots from Boston!
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Daddy!
♪♪
You two are free to pop and lock
at a vasectomy clinic.
Ah, cool.
What's that?
You could become one of us.
But when you're a mannequin,
Huh? Huh?
[ Sniffing, snarling ]
And we're only interested in that 23 life.
If you're 24, just kill yourself."
the most expensive restaurant in L.A.?
Oh, this is so addictive!
Shit.
Terrible!
I also got it on account of the government's evil plan
Go, Sox!
Am I crazy, or do those kids look just like me?
We'll talk more about this later!
Whatever you need, just ask me!
[ Horse whinnies ]
Silence! You're getting this procedure, bro!
to overpopulate the planet.
And I'm not saying it 'cause you're "Mexican,"
[ Both laughing ]