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Hmm. I can feel that.
You can say something about Japanese people if you want.
I'm trying to find my husband.
Psst! Aah! Dante?
What the hell?
when you just sold "Clap Like This"
♪ Have another daughter, put your finances underwater ♪
Is he always like this?
We're just doing our taxes, sweetie!
I don't know what to do, man.
[ Chuckles ]
We like to say, "If you're 23, you're fine with me.
All I can say is that when we thought
Emily and Josh are gonna go buy a castle and move out
[ Groans ]
It says he's across the street.
And I got steak shaped like sushi.
and, yes, it's amazing! Whoo!
Wait... you have the keys, right?
Do you mean that? No.
I always thought you'd have like seven babies.
What're you -- If you want to make some extra cash,
Hey, what do you say we celebrate
You do such a good job, I do you favor.
♪♪
Sweet vasectomy party, bro!
[ Grunts ] Come on, let's get out of here!
You have to check out the bathroom.
Hey! Plugboy! Do what my kid wants.
Oh! I just realized we can finally get our own house
Well, sometimes he shows us new pubic-hair designs.
so God can't judge you.
Dying sounds.
Robot: [ Boston accent ] Never heard of the guy.