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See? That's why I'm not having kids.
I -- I just want to call my wife one more time.
So much for rich family.
Get back here, bro.
Uh...hey, I'm gonna go take this call
by doing our taxes later?
♪♪
I also love our family.
or shaped into a little triangle?
You take few days off. No work for you.
Start it up, Janet!
We're still waiting for my husband
[ Laughs ]
He told us we're just glorified assistants
Ooof. Ooof.
Those are the tough days.
What happened to being the "Face of 23"?
Rich guy answering the phone!
And this little guy over here is your vas deferens.
Shopping, barrel-aged cocktails, and, oh!
Also, for an extra $50, I can make a custom design!
Across the street?
I can't believe Candice used to fit in these.
"Once the little bird is ready to fly,
What do you mean you can't buy the game?
[ Irish accent ] So long, boys! Enjoy the ride.
I'm so excited to have those feet!
[ Groans ] Whatever, dude.
Don't!
Turn on "Clap Like This"! Screen share!
Stop it! Don't you see what they're doing?!
But, hey, now you can see how awesome it is
Is this an underground retail rave?
Ha!
Yes! Well, I mean, I get to go home every night.