Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Beeping, cranking ]

I don't care. Sure. Okay.

Now, imagine these grapes are your testes.

Our mom thought it would be good for our careers.

Whoo! Super careful!

Owww, stop it! I'm telling Dad!

Don't worry, kids. Dad's gonna protect you.

[ Chuckles ] I can't believe I'm meeting a single guy

made me think we're rushing into this decision.

And Josh was so determined to be a responsible adult.

who can't buy anything.

And that's why I want you to be the face of Forever 23.

I gotta get to that clinic!

So embarrassing.

Female voice: We're still in love.

[ Both grunting ]

I thought you were really into me being responsible?

But you know what doesn't suck?

I feel the same way. But wait...

I've got a champagne vaginal steam at the spa in 20.

I call the feet!

Hey! Plugger-Inners!

Pretty terrifying journey, right?

I was looking through all of Candice's old clothes.

I would never let anyone touch my junk.