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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Engine revs ]
with the blinds closed... in darkness.
I've got some off-the-books installations,
Ah, Bridgette, I am so proud of --
Mom! Look -- my first paycheck.
uh, clapping.
Does he always talk to you like that?
wherever you wish!
From now on!
Um, only everyone.
Aww.
Honey, no one would have a party for that.
[ All gasp ]
Vasectomy party! Whoo!
and I made a little deposit at Balls Fargo.
♪ Have another son and your life is done ♪
Six figures! Buying it!
If you ever need anything,
I had a vasectomy last year
Bad news, bud.
No one has so far.
Uhhh. [ Cellphone buzzing ]
Ooh, talking sperm!
Okay. What do all people love to do with their hands?
Josh, wait! You can do that here!
[ Footsteps running, door slams ]
But you're man--
I'll take half.
[ Thunder cracks ] The Octomom! I will cut you!
♪♪
Every night we come to life and party! [ All cheer ]
Responsible and sexy. It's the new me.
Josh! Get out of here!
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