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[ Footsteps running, door slams ]
I'll take half.
[ Engine revs ]
wherever you wish!
Ah, Bridgette, I am so proud of --
Josh, wait! You can do that here!
Uhhh. [ Cellphone buzzing ]
Josh! Get out of here!
with the blinds closed... in darkness.
Vasectomy party! Whoo!
If you ever need anything,
No one has so far.
I've got some off-the-books installations,
Responsible and sexy. It's the new me.
From now on!
Honey, no one would have a party for that.
Bad news, bud.
Six figures! Buying it!
[ Thunder cracks ] The Octomom! I will cut you!
and I made a little deposit at Balls Fargo.
Ooh, talking sperm!
uh, clapping.
Aww.
♪ Have another son and your life is done ♪
♪♪
Um, only everyone.
Every night we come to life and party! [ All cheer ]
I had a vasectomy last year
Okay. What do all people love to do with their hands?
Mom! Look -- my first paycheck.
Does he always talk to you like that?
[ All gasp ]
But you're man--