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if the girl has had her blood, she is good to go.
Peter, while I'm away, I want you to hold onto my antique, gold Rolex watch.
I owe you, Max. You led me right to 'em.
Guy takes care of himself.
I've got to find some way to fix this.
: White-trash rates from an army guy.
I gotta go sit in my den until you leave.
* Ooh, the people are dead. *
All I'm asking is that you give me the break that my childhood never did.
We've got all the awesome evidence we need.
You can think about that while you're in jail.
And an impressive amount, I'd say.
K-E-W-L.
Your Honor, as the defendant's mother, I ask that you show mercy on him.
Then put me on the stand.
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Did you hear about your ex-husband yet?
You know what I tried today? A fig.
But before you do, please know I had it pretty rough growing up.
I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.
Yes, however, Mr. Quagmire was born on February 29th.
* Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lew-Matt-Ned-Ox-Pat *
and answer everything with empty platitudes.
Oh, y-you better get rid of that before you get in there.
By the way, Your Honor, your fly is down.
Ooh, I like when Dad talks tough. He sounds like Dirty Harry.
Hmm. I can't help but think this selfish attitude is part of what got you here.
- Aren't you an atheist? - Yeah, it's crazy.