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- So, you want to go upstairs? - Sure.
What the hell?! You said you were 23!
I wasn't there for you when I should've been.
* Quint, Ron, Sam, Tom, Ulf, Vic *
Oh, dude, is that your mom?
You know what else lasts an eternity? This conversation.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Quagmire, but my sentence stands. 20 years.
Peter? Peter?!
So you can absolve yourself of any responsibility
13 x 13 x 29 x 29 x 29 = 5239
He had a uh, procedure.
with God's guidance, can rehabilitate him.
Okay, let's go for a ride in my open Jeep.
* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *
That's just a wide pad of Post-its I gave you.
Your Honor, I have renounced my sinful past,
Fat man's right... they're making this easy.
Well, in retrospect, she did ask a lot of questions about To Kill a Mockingbird.
Why are you, of all people, defending a religious nut?
Well, do ya, punk?
He had a uh. procedure.
I haven't been this surprised since we went to that restaurant on my birthday.
Peter, did you puke in the sink?
* Happy Birthday to you *
Should have sent her my way. I love that book.
Ah, don't think of it as 20 years.