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Hey, Lois, you seen my hiking boots? I need 'em later for park soccer.
Peter, where do checks come from?
2 x 3 x 3 x 19 x 19 = 6498
I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.
Has the girl had her blood?
I'd like that. I'd like that very much.
Peter, did you vomit in the sink?
They're having trouble adapting.
Mr. Brown, can you please state your occupation for the court?
: No, silly, I take the bus. I'm in high school.
Happy stupid freaking birthday blow out your stupid candles and let's watch South Park the chainsaw
And did you put a skateboard in the washing machine?
That "little bastard" knows how to smoke pot out of an apple.
He has a plan for everything.
It didn't come back, like you said it would.
You got a good body, man. Why do you hide it under that robe?
Happy Birthday, Xander!!
No, no, I got it, Lois. Let me just lick my thumb
I will not see you Monday!
* Out here in the fields *
What?! So that million dollar check you gave me yesterday is no good?
This is my room, Dad.
Lois, can I play Angry Birds on your phone?
Sing
* Lucky there's a family guy *
#8653 #3253 #7121 #7507
All right, guys, let's pay the check and get out of here.
And you know what she said to me?
- That's why. - Lois, I want my own checkbook, and I want it now!
Oh, he's gonna be kneeling in front of a lot of guys, but I doubt he'll catch their names.
You want to go to a concert? Huh?
- Hey, is Crystal ready? - Oh, hi, Ronnie.
and then the woman, um, pretends it's a man.