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I like to have it on my person at all times,
Did you have sex with this underage girl?
Where is your daughter? Show her to us!
in case I need a quick "inspo sesh."
Of course. I keep all my important papers in my bosom.
Oh, no, all taken care of. Brought her to the pound this morning. She went peacefully.
How dare you come in here and tell me to seek forgiveness!
I've had enough of this "Justin" nonsense.
- Mom?! - Crystal?
Oh, did I tell you I'm gonna be doing a lot of abbreve's?
"I Beg To Differ."
All right. Good-bye, everybody.
Aren't you gonna blow out your candles, Peter?
we can begin to build a bond as mother and son.
Peter?
Mr. Griffin, she was underage.
Oh, my God!
I'm really gonna miss all you guys.
I wanted to tell you the good news in person.
And my mom, well, let's just say, she was a little promiscuous.
Let me see if I understand you. Even shorter on the sides?
Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?
Okay, but only with the sound off.
You were right, Glenn. I was a terrible mother.
Well, let's just say some new DNA evidence was produced.
Dad, what are you doing in here?
Geez, this "Justin" phase of Dad's is kind of weird.
Peetah? Peetah?
You're the one who made me what I am!
You guys!
You know, some families take their baby to the zoo.
I have no choice but to sentence you to 20 years in prison.
Happy fucking birthday reception niffrign I will break your arm Daddy