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You abandoned us for your pursuit of popularity.
Some of us don't have a lot of time left,
Did I say that out loud?
And we love who you are.
[claps]
And the only thing I love besides my family, friends, and you, are robots.
We don't have any evidence to support that.
I saw Rosalia and Eric do it, and it seemed nice.
You are
and now, she was walking away from an almost-relationship.
♪ I, I think about you Ooh, whoa-whoa, eh ♪
♪ Oh, we're just ♪
I think there's an Amazon delivery drone stuck in there.
The last thing I need is for Paxton to see that I've been crying
But just because you've made some mistakes
doesn't mean you deserve to settle for less.
As your boyfriend.
-Oh. -Also, you abandoned your robot.
-Sorry. I… I didn't mean it like a date. -You definitely did.
had taken a romantic turn.
-[school bell rings] -Huh.
Hot damn, chickadee. You make my freak flag fly.
So, sister, be who you are.
That cool?
All right, it's time for the spotlight dance.
[sighs] When are you gonna realize that that dick doesn't deserve you?
Why do you have a little man made of trash lying around?
but it's not very utilitarian.
[McEnroe] When he said it like that, it kinda made a lot of sense.
people were asking each other to the dance.
All right? I really do.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪
Also, I heard he bought his abs in Mexico.
Like last night, he said, "Hey,
[sniffling]
Hey, Ben. Hi.
Ben? What are you doing? Get out of here!
I'm the captain now.
[sighs]