Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with a tub of popcorn and a FIJI Water from your dad's home office?

♪ We're a million miles apart In a thousand ways ♪

-[brakes screeching] -[screams]

I think the right guy for me will think that--

-[door opens] -[Ben] Warning!

What? Says who?

I don't love how straight girls feel like they can casually call me "bitch" now.

Man entering the girls' bathroom.

-Hello? -[Ms. Warner on phone] Hi, Paxton.

You totally walked right by me at the play.

[dance music playing]

♪ Moving, moving Way too fast ♪

So by Thursday morning,

you need a dress, squirlfriend.

Did you come to the dance for me?

You've really turned it around!

-[male voice] You're a star. -Huh?

I'm not making fun. I love this gum-wrapper dude.

♪ I know this… ♪

Prashant, have you given a thought

-Oh. -And your wallet, and your phone.

But then, here we are. Single at our first high school dance,

Well, Lenny's queer. Did it help him when we lost to East Encino last week?

But looking at all the happy, let's face it, horny couples around her,

Obviously, perv reasons. I don't care about you.

It's hard after pretending for so long to finally live your authentic life.

But guess what?

I'm happy to see you, but what's up?

-So what do you say? -[laughs]

♪ 'Cause that's how love goes, goes ♪

But the thing about crying in a high school bathroom is,