Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[dance music playing]

♪ We're a million miles apart In a thousand ways ♪

♪ 'Cause that's how love goes, goes ♪

-[brakes screeching] -[screams]

-So what do you say? -[laughs]

You totally walked right by me at the play.

-[male voice] You're a star. -Huh?

I'm happy to see you, but what's up?

I think the right guy for me will think that--

-[door opens] -[Ben] Warning!

♪ Moving, moving Way too fast ♪

What? Says who?

But the thing about crying in a high school bathroom is,

Prashant, have you given a thought

I don't love how straight girls feel like they can casually call me "bitch" now.

You've really turned it around!

It's hard after pretending for so long to finally live your authentic life.

Did you come to the dance for me?

Obviously, perv reasons. I don't care about you.

-Hello? -[Ms. Warner on phone] Hi, Paxton.

Well, Lenny's queer. Did it help him when we lost to East Encino last week?

But then, here we are. Single at our first high school dance,

-Oh. -And your wallet, and your phone.

♪ I know this… ♪

But looking at all the happy, let's face it, horny couples around her,

Man entering the girls' bathroom.

I'm not making fun. I love this gum-wrapper dude.

So by Thursday morning,

you need a dress, squirlfriend.

But guess what?

with a tub of popcorn and a FIJI Water from your dad's home office?