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We've been pitted against each other by two companies
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor
Yeah, we know. We're with the wedding.
# #
Well, the wait is over, and Black Friday's finally here.
Tom, the shopping frenzy is over,
# Wiener, wiener, wiener #
but says he is on his way.
- Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. - And keep it short.
Did you know that your son is supposed to be grounded
and you know it! The fight is over, Cartman.
What have you found out? The mall isn't open yet.
Sir, sir, operations just said they need one of us
No doubt Christmas is alive and well
I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again.
I can't do this. I'm sorry, I can't do this!
- That's right. - He's trying to make a point.
like...like this! We can just play with this!
Kiss my fat vagina!
and Channel 9 News,
to be here this morning
2 x 3 x 5 x 211 = 6330
What would you say to them?
They're gonna betray you at the Red Robin wedding.
This year's ribbon cutter is, of course, George R.R. Martin,
[speaking Japanese]
Niles Lawton is at the scene,
I'll shit in your fucking garden!
I need to take a shit.
Who want some deals?
That's right, Tom. Mall officials have said
holiday shoppers are really getting antsy.
im lonely are you lonely? can i watch you go potty
I swear, Stan.
I appreciate what you're trying to do, Kyle,