Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not leaving him for Bill Gates.
I want to, but I'm just too sick.
Well, as it turns out, there is
Well, I've know them for 11 years, so... 11 years.
We need to respect that.
Oh, don't worry about it.
(gasps) What hotel?
Why is your screen name "JohnWilliams"?
So you're saying that I'm touching
to sign something for me?
Oh, you're right. He's not coming. April fools.
Yeah.
businessmen, high-end prostitutes.
and they were like, "Okay."
'Naners?
Well, it's not for me to say, but you just said it,
try to make the world a better place,
It occurred to me that perhaps you were telling the truth
So "Bill Gates" was at the "hotel"
Penny, remember when I introduced you
I think I've forgot how to talk to grown-ups.
Uh, that's not mine.