Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You tell me that you're seeing an old girlfriend and I...
- It was good. Oh, you know what? - What?
If your mother had a name tag, it would say "Good Driver."
- I have to start setting up for tonight. - Tonight? What's tonight?
Actually you might be able to help me with this one.
Come on, Luke.
Oh, since when do you shy away from confrontation?
Yes. Yes. No. L-I am aware that there's also a PETA event, and...
Did you learn nothing from last night?
Cam, I am so sorry. I'm... I'm gonna fix it. I'll make a big donation.
Uh, so your table is right here.
- Knock, knock? - Oh, hello, Andrew.
Okay.
- Whoa. - It was about the salad?
- I have to go.
- ## You know it? - I think I do.
- Remember this? - Uh-huh.
but you wouldn't until your dental hygienist said it changed her life.
Why don't you two go work on your story and come back?
Debbie stood me up for lunch. Rude, right?
You know, I stopped by the restaurant a couple times and she wasn't there.
I walked in the door. We were having a conversation about nothing.
It's the first Thanksgiving I spent with your family.
amongst other things, for years, and you never listen to me.
It's gettin' worse. She sang all the way here.
Are you gonna get upset and start eating all the appetizers again?
She has over $500 already. That's a lot of cheddar.
Boy, can that guy go on and on. Tangent after tangent.
Cam has it in his head that I don't listen to him, but I do.
Another time I remembered, but she didn't like the gift.
Razor blades, saline solution, black socks, and the new issue of Vanity Fair.