Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm pretty sure it didn't make itself.

Well, find another jackass,

Oh, it's a schedule of when I have to be in the booth.

And that's what happened on this day in history.

And it wasn't even historically accurate.

Yo. Joe, recognized. Go ahead.

a couple of frosty tall boys for us.

Dave, when you're feeling tense, you just squeeze it like this.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Yeah. You want it louder? No, softer.

Oh, I-I left that for you, Dave.

the crackle of small arms fire

What the dilly-o?

Well, about halfway through that question.

Hey, awesome job in there, buddy. I am so proud of you.

No, you're just saying that 'cause you have a critical mind

Ocean Surf, Summer Rain, Alpine Snowdrift,

[HORN , HORSES GALLOPING AND WHINNYING]

Beth is being nice to you because she wants to somehow win

It isn't true, Dave.

says your blood pressure's up 27 percent from last year.

[BIRDS CHIRPING, OWL HOOTING]

However, "Max Lewis' This Day In History"

I didn't hear anything. What? Yeah, it's--

Oh, yeah. That--

Hey, Matthew, did you finish proofreading

Well, um, it's 'cause the insurance doctor

Does anyone else find the idea that you can become addicted