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Shirt, shirt, shirt
I just made some coffee, if you want, eggs...
Great, ball, Sess.
But when I'm ready...
I drank half a cup before you called. I'm fine
Toast?
That poor fucking guy.
Sorry about the timing.
It's unhealthy, this whole obsession with your weight.
You eat beef and sausage by the fucking carload.
With my schedule, l cannot look up phone numbers.
"From my sin, cleanse me.
Over there.
Not me.
He never did nothing to nobody.
- But, so what? - So what?
You think this is funny?
Believe all women Whatever happened there
I could do it in my sleep.
Where were you out so late last night?
I don't care if it breaks me.
Now get me the fuck outta here.
I lived my whole life with dignity.
No, seven steps.
Paulmice's farm is all the way up in fucking Sloatsburg.
We were just fooling around!
Don't gimme that look IT WAS A FUCKING VEHICLE
It would fucking ruin your life.
and somebody will, there'll be a major fucking investigation.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
The ambulance wouldn't have helped him anyway.
- Rosalie, Jesus. - I didn't know if I should come.
Kick leaves and shit over it.
- Son of a bitch! - Please!
The horse was no fucking good, with the fucking colic all the time...
Don't gimme that look IT WAS A FUCKING VEHICLE
You can't expect him to understand.
You know where I was when he was shot?
What are you doing? Come here.
whoever did this...
Although, to see him like that...
Oh madone!
I called you half a fucking hour ago.