Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are... the most brilliant man I've ever known.

Oh, Grandma, now, come on. That's enough now. Sure enough.

The oldest living negro

whether you have blue eyes or pouty lips or a cute butt.

Oh, my goodness, is there a fii re?

Doesn't matter what they say

No. Come on, honey. You have to drink this. Please.

Hope my little friends might be able to...

Ooh, Clesius, is that your-

He's coming back 'cause he knows I'm happy and he wanna ruin everthing.

Have some of these brownies. They're still warm. Don't drop 'em on my floor now.

Don't you think it's time you told Denise?

Im a scooter man myself well yeah

I'm a Volvo man myself. Well, yeah.

it's been the most wonderful time of my life.

All you have to do is prove to Phleer the formula works at the press conference I set up.

What about Viagra?

Ernest, will you please tell your father to be quiet? Sherman's coming on.

Mr. Love. Leanne Guilford. Yes, Miss Guilford. How are you?

you remember when we first met?

Move out the way, damn it! Wait a minute. I think I see him.

I'm a professor here at Wellman College.

- I can't even turn. - That's nasty. - That's what that is.

Clesius! Oh, look what you've done! Oh.

Me during class....

Na, na, na, na. Hey, Buddy. Fetch.

The golden crown

Hmm? What's the matter, Clesius, cat got your tongue? Step on a nerve, Clesius?

Oh, Professor Klump. Yeah.

What channel Sherman come on? Tell me what she just said,

Tell you what I'm gonna do. I don't have no time to play no games with your ass.

Will y’all be quiet Uncle Charlie’s coming on

An Old Bag With Old Bag Titties

But I was wrong, 'cause it ain't.

Soon as I walk in the room, ten-hut.

Oh, we gonna have the whole room smelling like ass.

Thats your future

Oh, stripper. Wait. Just calm Relax a second.

I just don't want to mess things up foryou. I'm-

You get used to being overweight. I know I did.

Oh I feel so vulnerable!

Please! Buddy, I am sick and I am tired...

Sultan, Flora, Fauna & Merryweather: Aurora, Jasmine, Put That Away! Alma Madrigal: Aurora, Jasmine Calm Down Baby Girls, Save It For Honeymoon.

I'm sorry, Denise.

how many people can say that they raised a genius?

Grandma Wu: I'm Logging You Too.

I'm going to be stuck on you like a giant hamster on my a-

Slowit down, Isaac. No, no, baby, I'm overhere.

When you gone stop jiving and buy your home? When your realtor is ready to assist you and you procrastinating

You should say good night and take that damn rag off that lamp before we burn something down.

Just a second here.

You know I saved Sherman's life. Clesius Klump, stop all that bragging.

Sweet Lord, give me strength. Don't make me have to whup nobody's head in church.

vuvuvuvuvuvu i see open boobies i am going to suck all youse open boobies and vaginaes

which, if effective, will destroy it.

Hey, you just took the wrong off-ramp.

You want tenderness? Ease up on the pressure.

Great to see you. You must be Sherman, the genius who's marring my daughter.

Oh, here she comes, here she comes.

Kinda hot today, huh, Professor? You have no idea how hot it is.

Sherman, your fly. Your fly. Yeah, he can fly all over.

Doesn't matter what my family's saying too

Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, yes it is

I think I'm gonna propose a toast. Let's make a toast.

Come here, pussy! You're a pussy! That's what you are.

Petey! Shoot him! Shoot him!

Thank you. You finished with this? Sure.

All right, tubby.

You're sick! I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself.

But I was just- - Downstairs, Clesius. I don't wanna hear it.

slimepainte runs as a naked baby and harasses a woman

I'd like to come over there and choke the life out of you right in front of Jesus.

Ah- You girls are crazy. I'm leaving.

I GET MY SLANG FROM

That only grows

Death! Clesius Marcellus Klump.

Oh, thank you, Sherman.

and if she's as stunning as Denise, I got to besparkling.

A reason to be living

Well, not- not right away anyway.

A lot of young men are intimidated by an older woman.

And you're mine

I thought, Oh, Lord. I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked,

Whew! I think something crawled up your force and died, Sherman.

Yes, we will enjoy. Thankyou.

but Isaac's still like a Brahma bull when it comes to relations, right, baby?