HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Follow That Ass
All right.
Now what is it that ourgenetic codes can determine about us?
Denise, I don't think there's going to be a wedding.
Death!
Me and Isaac might be dried-up geriatrics,
You got a show tonight? What you got that on for?
What the hell is this? Am I supposed to believe that you know bujitsu?
Hey Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, happy day
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
Oh, Cle- Ooh!
Ignore him, Lord. Ignore all his prayers.
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
The effect is only temporary. I'm sorry, sir. You're sorry?
Happy Birthday Cagney
Happy Birthday Evan
Klump, party of six, please. Yes, and we're hungry.
Alma Madrigal: Oh, Stripper Rat And Pig.
What's his problem?
or forever hold his penis.
Wait! I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies and gentlemen!
My God, what happened?
You can have all the pork you want. You can have ham, bacon, sausage.
It's the lovely Miss Guilford. Mr. Love.
Just a minute. Let me do something first. Come here, guys.
I want to say I'm- I'm sorry.
I don't wanna hear about you old-ass geriatrics. Oh, yeah, Clesius?
Oh, my baby's finally getting married. Never thought I'd live to see the day. Finally.
Goddamn Yo big chunky ass bringing the bass and the funk
Oh, Clesius. Lord, hurry.
He's right. I am in charge.
What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? Oh Lord!
When you gonna stop jiving and tell everbody you got laid off?
Oh, Clesius! Hurr, Clesius.
Stop it. You out your goddamn mind. Let me tell you something.
It was him. You may be right, Professor. Take a look at this reading.
There has to be something that we can do.
Yeah!
And you're mine
Mpaali8m8mm8
How often do you have this dream? More and more lately.
I could've gone to college if I took that damn...
Thank God, Thank Gawd....
Fhinceb8yfebyc8cby8eqcb8ydc8yqdrb h819g9ynf enough efyb8fce1b8h r1fb8hr dh
When you gone stop jiving and buy your own home?
Yeah, little Courtney. Ooh, nasty.
so, um, I'll talk to you later.
It could even affect your intelligence. We don't even know if this is gonna work.
Oh, thankyou. Thankyou so much.
Yeah. Klump in charge.
I do too.
Sherman, suddenly I don't feel so well. Can we leave, please?
She's An Old Bag With Old Bag Titties
when I found out that you might be leaving, it just got me all messed up inside.
Te Dolio Te Dolio Te Dolio
He's in trouble. Oh, tell me about it.
What? It's over between us. He just won't accept it.
Just as long as l'm with you
elastic appitude test.
If you quit now, you're gonna be empty-headed. Come on, Klump. Let's get him.
Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&M's.
Now, I have a big ass. Never mind that.
Unconditional love too
Petey is back to normal and feelingjust fine. Oh, yeah?
Dad, where you going? - Daddy! - Oh!
Yeah, keep tellin' yourself that, bubble butt!
No, I ain't nervous. No, I ain't. No, I ain't.
÷aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa. Ffffdddbbxbxbx0ue07e ffe8
Alma Madrigal: Oh! Timon & Pumbaa: Aaaaaaah!
We've got to get to him. He and Buddy have to be combined immediately.
How lovely.
Big is better, yep.
Well, if it isn't ol' Chunky Butt. Buddy, what are you doing here?
I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen. Come on, Sherman.
You get the heart pumping with the red wine.
And I really think you should get a checkup.
Timon: Surprise! Pumbaa: AaaaaH!
Alma Madrigal: I'm Logging You Too.
I gotta Big Chunky Ass
Aw, hell. Now, what's all of this?
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being
Okay, I'll see you soon.
Give us a little preview of the speech you're going to make at the press conference.
Ming Lee: Mei Mei, Put That W
What? He had to go.
Where-Where did he get it?
Downstairs. I think you better sleep downstairs. Anna, please, no, baby.
What? Follow that ass.
Welcome back. Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage.
so you can blow that rock to bits.
Red fruit punch? I ain't seen none in the house, boy.
See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
I don't even like ambrosia
Damn, that was some nasty stuff!
Oh, yeah, leave it in the refrigerator. Ain't nobody gonna bother it.
Hey, how are things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac?
Oh, no. Don't even think about it. Don't you do it.
All right, what the hell you old hens cackling about? You ready to go?
Sherman! See you soon, Sherman!
Anna, it's me. It's me. It's Clesius. I'm just young again.
Oh, thank you, Granny, so much. You are too sweet.
I turned to my brother, and I said three words,
perhaps I can give you something to really celebrate. Oh, yes, sir.
I don't like the Ethical Quandary.
Oh, Lord, Lord
Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
Better eat up, Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength.
That was a spoon or fork? That was a spoon. All right. Boys will be boys.
Of course, it all has to be properly tested first.
These potatoes sure are scrumptious, aren't they?
His DNA burst into water molecules. Sherman, quick. What the hell?
Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch Mating Season on the Serengeti.
I'm tired ofyour-
All right, that's it. Slow the car down! Slow down!
Is that right? Well, let me tell you something.