HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Chunky Butt made this a nice, easy task forme.
Hey, look, your grandpa ate a whole plate of beans,
Hot! Nice and hot! Oh, Professor! I loved your lecture the other day.
Thank the Lord. We don't have to hear all that nasty imagery.
Where's the little snot now?
Isaac all natural.
Oh, this is gonna be perfect, Chunky Butt.
I know what you look like. We married for 44 years. I look at you ever day, all day long.
Oh, you scared now, huh? Bring your little butt back here.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for coming out. My name is Professor Sherman Klump.
What a wonderful day we're having, huh?
Ah. Lovely.
Evan: "I ain't an old man" Evan's Family: "You is an old man"
Just on the tip. Now that thing look like a portabello mushroom.
you've got to hold on to that, Sherman.
Hurry, Clesius. Hurry. Hurry, Clesius.
Let me get that for you. Oh, my baby's so gallant.
I can use the youth formula. I'll feed it to Buddy. It'll make him so young.
But the whole concept ofremoving faultygenes must haveyou in an ethicalquandary.
Let me come in there And put my beef in your taco
I can't believe my dreams come true
All right, Buster.
Sorry, Buddy. I just want my life back.
you're kind and decent
Very good. I'll see you soon. All right.
and I'm kind of poking around, 'cause I'm a method stripper...
You're so kind
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Now I'd like to present to you exhibit A.
Thank you, Granny. Maybe something I wouldn't have chosen for myself. Thank you.
Give me a minute, Dean, and I'll be on my way. Trespass all you like.
Doesn't matter if the money's gone too
I'm hit! I'm hit! Forget it, fat ass.
Sherman.
What matters to me is you're nutty, nutty, nutty for me
I'm sure we can accommodate you since you were so quiet coming in.
Nobody: Rig saving Gloam:
You plan to eat, you gonna be belching, cover your mouth.
Thank the Lord
Oh, did I tell you the news?
Who the hell are you? Who you put-
'Cause I'll take away the doubt with in your heart
Oh, yeah, you say what you wanna say,
Howcome Uncle Sherman's talking funny?
and I had cold medicine early on.
Folks, we want toget everybody into the presentation,
Yeah, all right. Dynamite.
I got rid of that person forever. You'I I never see that ugly face again.
I'm afraid not.
Come on, let's go somewhere else. Sherman, who was that?
See,just a little, tiny-
and, well, I've been offered a full professorship at the University of Maine.
I've been real patient.
Big-ass City.
Tell me, don't touch the chicken. Don't be hitting on people.
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
I'm gonna come give you a dance. Ow!
this should be most impressive.
Pace myself? Hey, this is a celebration for Daddy retiring.
Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today...
Mmmm. Got feet
your speech and memory-
Whoo! This isgreat!
Jiminy freaking Cricket!
I ain't nothing but a big damn joke to you, ain't I? Tell the whole world!
All these motherfukkin diplomas on y'all goddamn walls don't make up for the fact That you shrinks got little Vienna Sausages and Pita Rolls in y'all drawers and pantyhoses
This could affect your coordination, your neurological system.
Just when you thought it was safe to shill
Now, don't be shy. Come on over here.
Wake up. Oh. Oh, Jason.
Jin Lee: That’s It Mei, Show'em What The Lees are Made Of!
A one
and you can stand in the doorway as the cars come out...
I was interested. I was damn interested.
Ohhh snap now
The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song
and I want to get the right frame of mind so I can give y'all some good stripping.
should be left without a second chance.
Thank you, baby.
Oh, Clesius, please, be nice to Mr. Isaac. Goodevening, Mr. Isaac.
He's gone? Ah, I-I- da-da-
Oh, my goodness. I'm just tring not to think where that tongue has been!
Turn the baby's eyes. And he don't need to know what it is, Mama.
Well, she messin' with me. Stop the violence. Stop the violence.
You just about the- You-
Oh, just what I asked for You're so loving and kind
Get back together. If we get back together, that'll make everthing okay.
What the hell are you looking at?
Hey, how's it going there, Sherman? Yeah, Daddy, you startled me.
And don't say nothing. I'm tring to watch Sherman.
And the only thing that's permanent is family.
Oh!
Whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Isaac, you don't need to hear this. It's private. It's private!
And I can't believe you're mine
Well, I figured since it turns out that Professor Klump ain't your man after all,
Queen Leah & Mirabel Madrigal: This Is Some Scary Shit Brat! Alma Madrigal: Yeah Like The Outer Limits.
I'm extremely nervous because I really want to make a good impression.
Boy look handsome. Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee!
I'm going to be stuck on you like a giant hamster on my a-
Ten seconds to impact. My God!
Now, there they go.
Now wait. Sit. Good boy.
Macho, macho man Macho man, yeah
Clesius, my ariolas is gonna pop.
A little respect. You left me all by myself in that test tube...
We gonna be watching you on TV, supporting you, and you should be proud. We proud.
A king
Stripper Man, Stripper man
What else did I get from Sherman? What does this say?
'Cause that's what you been getting all these years mercy humps.
I know I'm proud. I tell you that. You ain't got nothing to worried-
Come on! Make it funky!
What matters to me is you're in love with me
Okay.
Clesius, I'm on fire. I know you've been waiting, baby.
No!
You know, at first, I thought you was old-ass Raisinet riding on a skateboard.
Sherman, I got a call today,