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Why would anyone want that?
As soon as little Veruca told me she had to have one of these golden tickets...
Veruca!
Huh?
that it was not possible for him not to find a marijuana or smokes cigarette for stars comming out smokes of his mouth but he IS not a pig but please a pig a pig there's a pig on the house
Not your birthday present.
Nothing's impossible, Charlie.
Ah, well.
...then reassemble it on the other end...
[OOMPA-LOOMPAS SlNGING]
No one would buy it.
Hey fat bitch
The same could not be said for Willy Wonka.
Listen close, our dicks are hard for the tale of Gregoriah Beauregarde
Some children are having a chocolate
[LAUGHS]
I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas, and each one ended up as a blueberry.
Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see
Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser, like you.
...and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle...
You don't know what we're talking about.
ALL: His thinking powers rust and freeze
All they'd ever think about was cocoa beans.
who's filling in for nikki smith? christine pitzalis.
NARRATOR: And for once, Grandma Georgina...
...and the one who was the least rotten would be the winner.
Ah, yes, sometimes when grownups say "forever," they mean "a very long time."
Then out he comes, by God, by grace
Mom. Dad. We're back.
After Wilson destroys the dead plant
BLUEBERRY PIE AND ICE CREAM!
...and any other ways you can think of.
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charlotte ralph love her misfortune on tape. especially herself running out of phuket fantasea.
Thank you.
Who do we have here?
bloo Breakfast is almost ready
It's a little person.
it used to be meredith phillips grilling her nails with gillian southam and reporting it directly to emma raw but she quit so it would be geffory njrutech taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I'm sorry, I don't speak American.
I've been longing to press that button for years.
To contain it To contain, to contain, to contain!
Just keep very calm.
Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't.
None taken, jerk.
F F
One could assume that the octopi were shrunk down and trapped in snow globes
I'll protect you! Goodbye clones
Charlie's father got a better job at the toothpaste factory...
what the ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit
-What piece was it? -A head for Willy Wonka.
A woman offered me $500 for the ticket.
He can no longer understand A fairy tale, a fairyland
Ok
The 1 st of February.
Will I like BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009
I invited five children to the factory...
MRS GLOOP: come here.
Oh, thank heavens. He's completely unharmed.
Ahora quiero al maestro Carlo Vázquez
You're a champion and a gum-chewer, my karate friend. You're a winner and a champion, my dearest boyfriend.
Just put me back in the other way
Here.
You wanna sell me your ticket for $500, young man?
[TlTTERS]
QUEENISABITCH Sus
No. Gum is for chewing.
Me bonding with my toxic self: Let’s be friends. Best friends.
That's a yes no answer over not to swallow any meal, you know.
...will be fat, fat, fat.
Run down to the nearest store...
I LOVE KID ANGELS TAFFY BRENDA AND DEE DEE
the Big Bad Mr. Goppernopper erases himself when he vaporizes his prehistoric ancestor
MR. WONKA: Turn around
If you don't believe me, you should ask.
Ah!
His family was not rich or powerful or well-connected.
I think he has.
Pinges
Veruca, dear, you have many marvelous pets.
Do you think mr wonka will recognize you.
Yeah.
What are they doing?
...today.
-Crispy skin and butter. -Keep chewing.
Where do you live?
I love grapes.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
I want you to take Mr. Teavee and his
What a beastly girl.
What
The nerve of some people.
I'm sorry.
Hit it Ah ah
I wanna pick a room.
Shrek bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bed Shrek bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bath bed bed bed
One day it occurred to me:
Always making jokes.
I realized it at a moment's notice
2010s megamind how to train your dragon legend of the guardians the Lorax monsters University toy story 3 gnomeo and Juliet Escape from planet earth rango puss in boots Ferdinand Sgt stubby an American hero shrek forever after the adventures of tintin wreck it ralph the peanuts movie the nut job open season scared sily
Hi, I’m cleveland’s penis, hi, I’m juniors balls, hi, I’m Rallos cum, hi I’m donna’s vagina, hi, I am Roberta’s boobs We are teen titans boobs
Oh, my goodness. She is a bad nut after all.
RIP
F
It’s so delectable and so darn good looking!
DEAR LORD!! Take Christine to the Juicing Room at Curvest immediately! Yes sir! She will be ready for the Easter morning half marathon!
Don't you realize what you've invented? It's a teleporter.
COVID AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
You can your family to my factory
And Ho Ho Ho Augustus sweetheart save some room for later
teen titans bum, teen titans baps teen titans nose, teen titans nasal cavity
I loves grapes
I think there's someone who down the chimney !
KlDS: Trick or treat!
Put these on quick, and don't take them off whatever you do.
[GUNSHOTS]
Iet's see what the damage is this year shall we
OPENING TO SING 2017 DVD
Keep very calm
Hey... hey! Quick! Open this door! What is it? Come inside.
[ULULATES] [IMITATES FARTlNG]
I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
-Parents. -Yeah.
This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center.
Oh let me see
Are you a dummy?
The penis taker She takes ur penis
I want to go to 816 Violet Place Now!
There's no knowing where they're going.
Wakkofan
Wilbur angrily responds, "I won't be here when you get back
Wait and see, wait and see
The most positive opinion about: Great Britain
Fuck you Willy! Noodle, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to kick you in the ass.
There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there's only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money.
By the way...
Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?
Sleep well.
Holy buckets.
He also has a beard !
Also, We did no such thing that chewing gums are not even for free.
He's gonna stick.
Itv
...you can film a regular-size man, and he comes out looking this tall?
(Johnny Depp) violet was screaming was a blueberry. Oh my god. (Johnny Depp Laughs)
Stop the boat. I wanna show you guys something.
Things are going to get much better
They're make dinner for the bucket family