Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GRANDPA JOE: True to his word, the bricks were chocolate...

Welcome to the factory. I shake you warmly by the hand.

It's a mystery, and it will always be a mystery.

To Switzerland. Bavaria.

Ryan: I hate chocolate

No need to snap. Just a question.

And this is Hair Toffee.

But they shouldn't be good

...you'd break all your little teeth off.

...directly to the room where l make delicious...

-Nobody knows, Charlie. -lt certainly is a mystery.

Fickelgruber started making an ice cream that would never melt.

Do you even know what "it" is?

it used to be000000000000 on an all new gillian table and gambling the ceo reporting to amy galpin for closing up but she quit so it would be lynn burns taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

...and asked him to come all the way out to India...

monster running to the pipe

Well, you do seem confident, and confidence is key.

August Poop Will Nut be banned

including Teri getting completely torn in half while shrieking in pain

Love led us here. I love you Charlie.

See how they tap them with their knuckles to make sure it's not bad?

V****t, you’re turning v****t

I think there's something at the door

Willy W Little Willy

But Willy Wonka got something even better:

For who could hate or bear a grudge

And she will meet, as she descends

Violet turned blue

When violet refuses to leave the dinner table

Chuck E. Cheese’s

If the blueberry pie that doesn’t…

kerry you wanna keyring? no do you? no.

...and take her along to the Juicing Room at once, okay?

...and a silly old hamster. I want a squirrel!

They're testing to see if she's a bad nut.

ALL: Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop

I want you to take Mrs. Gloop up to the Fudge Room, okay?

Yes. Yes! It's mommy and daddy. You remember don't you?

CHARLlE: You think so? -Think so?

Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one.

...to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better:

I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?

Now, let's see what the damage is, shall we?

VlOLET: Mr. Wonka!

Yes, it was in the paper this morning.

Slide me some skin, soul brother.

Candy is a waste of time

Sheryl Yoast, Mae Mobley, Tracy Turnblad, Violet Beauregarde, and Veruca Salt. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Hairspray (2007), Remember the Titans, and The Help.

I think there’s someone at the door

You could put her in a county fair

"Good morning, starshine.

This fat young pig! This Chocolate Boy! His fat man boob and big fat ass!

What? We are there amazing chocolatier

...have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year.

It's the most important invention in the history of the world.

Plankton Plankton

Why use squirrels? Why not use Oompa-Loompas?

Bring it straight back, and we'll open it together.

OH GOD IM TURNING INTO MAYDINE!!! NOW IM GONNA BE AN UGLY FURRY OH GOD

Because I'm gonna win the special prize at the end.

Violet stop, Violet turned blue.

-Where do they come from? -Who are they?

Listen. Don't let anyone have it. Take it straight home, you understand?

"I realized in that moment:"

-l did. -He did.

ALL: Trick or treat!

My chocolate mess hand eating chocolate mess mouth.

teen titens esophagus, teen titans trachea teen titans finger, teen titans thimble

Daddy I want a task force

I make the candy l feel like, but now I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible.

Chewing, chewing all day long

Let's get a move on, kids.

I think there's someone at the door.

And she's going back the science wall

Hey, little boy. Hey, little boy.

Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do!

changossip. maybe that should be chantelle shutter's instagram login.

LUAN LOUD I want my golden ticket

I don't think that was really fair. She didn't find the ticket herself.

upon learning that Dennis has run away and may be in the company of said burglar

I eat more candy.

Miraculum biedronka i czarny kot

LUAN LOUD Where's the golden ticket

I was worried it was getting dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale....

"And remember, one of you lucky five children will receive an extra prize...

...and l taste something that is not chocolate...

If my brain could speak

You mean you're the only one.

"Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka.

Hah! Hah! Hyah!

All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates...

ruined my noooooooooooooo

Can't imagine how it would matter. Come quickly. Far too much to see.

I intend to live in it.

OOMPA-LOOMPA 1 : But don't, dear children, be alarmed

Daddy, l want another pony.

[WHlSPERS] What are Oompa-Loompas?

Mr wonka what the hell is this

OOMPA-LOOMPAS [SlNGING]: The most important thing

VlOLET: Mother, help me.

Oh my dear boy of course they can

Not for all the chocolate in the world.

Well, let's keep on truckin'...

...with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.

Veruca you have so many at home

August watch out

Now, do be careful, my dear children.

Daddy, l want a flying glass elevator.

Veruca. You say it right.

Eyes on the Prize, Violet! Eyes on the Prize, Violate!

There it isn't.

Danny la rue Baked beans

"What Kind Of Awkward Question Is That?"