Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, piracy?

-I'm not a fucking mermaid! -All right.

So you're doing a hell of a lot better than them.

(Black Pete wheezing)

You need to relax. You gotta take it easy.

(lively harpsichord playing)

That was a close call, wasn't it?

I know it all seems great,

(children laughing)

We execute that, and so on, and so on,

Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi, how are ya?

And then what? Then we fuckin' execute the plan,

losin' several of our men, by the way.

drift us into the warm embrace of safety.

I can go back to being mute?

Mother Bonnet: Oh, congratulations!

Okay, yes, and do you speak Spanish?

I'm a wealthy landowner.

Consider... the humble lighthouse.

rather exquisite cashmere.

-[leaves rustling] -[both grunting, groans]

All right, that should do it.

well, it's when you stop working by choice

Oh gosh, they're good.

-What're you gonna do? -What?!

♪ From the rudder to the sail

("The Empty Boat" by Caetano Veloso playing)

-(whimpers) -Who's this Mary then?

Back to work! Useless fuckin' fuckers!

What is it? A grain tower?

(mouth full) I'm not a mermaid.

-It's a toy? -It's a model of a ship.

You know, most of the pirates I know, they're dead.

Hey. I love all the rope. Everyone's wearing rope.

Well, technically, you're supposed to avoid lighthouses,

I very much have felt that way--