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-on all of this brilliant stuff. -Edward, we really need a plan.
You still got it.
-That's Blackbeard. -(Captain Stede winces)
(ethereal music playing)
and welcome
I could take one out of yours.
Oh!
your brave, brave Captain...
for the legendary Blackbeard,
Lucius: Hey, Stede, I really hope you're not dead
Girl's voice: And that's how we treat pirates.
-This guy's fucking fascinating. -Edward, focus.
My uncle's name is Margaret.
You all know me as Jim, sí ?
(laughs)
-I'm a terrible pirate. -Oh, come on.
-Mm, sounds stressful, Izzy. -It is,
or a twat.
(geese honking)
(grunting)
You ever feel trapped?
Black Pete: I bet he's saying something genius.
That's not much of an option in this line of work.
A word, Cap'n?
I don't know.
I was just wonderin' if we're gonna be able to live or die--
-(hammering) -Psst... Hey.
-Crazy little trinkets. -Come on, a plan.
Haven't really thought about it.
Edward?
♪
because women have crystals in their body,
I should've been one for my family.
not in a million years,
-I don't know! -All their blood's gonna be on your hands.
Yeah... I guess.
(sighs)
Yeah, 'cause that makes sense.
Izzy: Has anyone seen Blackbeard?
-(Blackbeard laughing) -Whoa.
Fuck.
Dearest Mary...
(contemplative music plays)
-Fuck me. -(laughs)
And you're not a mute?