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Keep going. You there, do it!

I need you here.

-Oh, Mary. I've been stabbed. -Yes... Congrats.

Yes, I am the legendary Blackbeard.

barely eked by to fight another day,

(sighs) Retirement.

Maybe they understand ecclesiastical Latin.

(children laughing)

You left me to be... a pirate?

Waiting to drown?

-I said so just the other day. -What? When?

I'm Stede, remember?

-Genius on the ship! -(cheers and applause)

-56... -Good, keep going. Come find me when you're done.

It's just Blackbeard.

I will very willingly offer you this:

(quietly): We did it? We did it!

-(cheering) -Fuck, yes!

-That's a thing? -Hmm.

-It's a leap year. -Captain Stede: Leap year?

You know, I thought I'd have a cooler death than this.

(whispers): Mary?

I think maybe I do.

-Glad you're not dead, Captain. -Good to see you.

I knew you'd save us.

I did that, no questions asked.

-(cheers and applause) -Ed, it's--

I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.

I would if I were them. Look at us.

Something like being eaten, eaten by a tiger,

My fuckin' resignation, you absolute twat!

(buoyant music playing)

Do, do wh-what?

Let's get to it.

♪ From the ocean to the bay

Had to get rid of some gunpowder,

It's all gonna be your fault.

Wild characters on the high seas.

What if Blackbeard turned up dead?

Someone who really knows the ropes.

(shouts): Right, come on!

Will you please play with your children?

I know you're unhappy.

They look like clouds, boss. Can we just focus on--

It's probably the wind...

To be honest, I'm thinking about packing it all in.