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but... all we have is this one life.
Oh! Oh...
It's a back-up to my actual wardrobe.
-All right. -Is this gonna throw enough light?
Ship's stores are loaded with it.
but I did all that
Yeah.
(light classical music plays)
Look at this thing.
-Dickfuck, no, it's not. -He's right. It's the 1st.
Everyone's grubby, as well. Filthy.
-Mary?! -Did you really think a letter was enough?
and again, and again, and again, and again.
♪ Yes, my hand is empty
-(all agree) -Historically.
Is this what they think I look like?
Captain Stede: Wait... Ed.
It's not you. It was me.
That's the thing. He can't fail.
...and greet your Captain.
What the fuck is that?
(flames whoosh)
Izzy, I figured the fog would set in
It's all so fucking boring!
Buttons: Found somethin' youse might wanna look at.
When we were standing by the fucking ocean!
If you're not going to be Jim anymore, can I be Jim?
You know, just for fun.
A beacon, an unwavering light that guides.
We've purchased something for your big day.
(dramatic music plays)
-And Karl's the bird, yeah? -Karl's the bird.
Autumn vibe.
Scoundrels spare no one!
They'll have nightmares again.
When you tasked me with trackin' that absolute idiot,
Blackbeard: Boys, boys, boys, hey.
And they basically just give up. They surrender.
-Have you ever heard of "retirement"? -Mm.
Like you're just treading water?
Hey... Do you want to do something weird?
-Hm? -We were attacked by the Spanish.
so you don't crack up on the rocks.
And then we'll live the high life.
Ed! Do you know this guy? He's a complete asshole!
Oh, I've been lookin' for these.