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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Wanna bite?
that your little visits here are a spontaneous surprise,
is that the guilt passes pretty quickly.
- You got him, baby. - I got him.
- Dirty all over. - You get used to it.
- I'm a doctor! - It's been a long year,
Cheers. Here's the good news, however.
I'm a little doormat, I sit and stay
You're that girl that thought she wanted to lose her virginity
I'm not shocked. That's how you live your life.
I guess I don't fit in with your mirror friends.
You... awful.
Excuse me?
Some people like reliability.
Oh, you're just saying that.
Baby, we both know it's not the same.
Or nothing. I'm on break. Let's do it.
It's why I trust you as a doctor. Hell, it's...
I, of course, mean absolutely anybody but me.
I guess I was just thinking of a guy I kind of like.
As cheesy as it sounds,
- Why a paper clip? - I was just making small talk.
What?
- Yeah, pretty much. - Nobody better.
Do it, Ted. Just do it.
We decided to attack the problem on three fronts.