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You know, like, taking advantage of her.
- Just like FDR. - Yes!
- Print is dead. - You wanna buy some gum?
- Okay, that's not a word, Marjorie. - That's disgusting!
- Can you believe the nerve of him? - No, I can't.
- It's weird. - It is weird.
Hey, here he is, the Macher of the Moment.
The most amazing thing just happened to me twice!
- Why do I always wait so long to pee? - Oh, my God.
'cause he tried to pull her wig off.
She was the one pounding on the door the night he died, remember?
Will they? There's a lot there.
That's easy, hmm?
Ma'am, can you believe the sun is up?
- What? - It won't be a library, ma'am.
has had a goddamn library, okay?
Move!
Not just the beans. Also, the franks.
Just for tax purposes,
and if I'm Grandma, I will be replaced
What? What?
Pay me, bitch!
Because my daddy was a very good family man, okay?
- You knew that, right? - Dad... Daddy sold Chicklet?
Thank you. Thank you!
Yeah, exactly.
- In your pajamas? - It's athleisure-wear, ma'am.
- What? - Give me that fork.
Pay me! Pay me, bitch!
about the night that Daddy actually died.
That's what I am. Don't make that noise!
We're gonna lock 'em up and we're gonna fry 'em.
- Oof. - We don't have to talk about this stuff
Richard, are there any hereditary issues that run in your family?
- Oh, is that the fun part? - Check that out.
and I don't wanna catch anything.
And before you ask,