Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, wait, Jesus, lady,
Like father, like daughter.
They have unveiled your wax figure at Madame Tussauds!
So, that really happened, huh?
You know what, I was gonna wait until afternoon tea,
- Stop it. Clean this shit up. - Okay.
Although, with my luck, I'd be then crippled for life,
Both of them went to town on me. It was brutal.
That's Amy Brookheimer,
You’re as useless As a dick at a roller derby
'cause this is like Dewey blows Truman here.
I mean, the lies.
about a hard date for the debt ceiling.
'Cause I'm getting 14 hours of sleep a night.
Uh, excuse me, Shawnee.
and even nationally.
- She's Asian. - Sure.
it's not because I'm not sleeping, okay?
to see my two favorite daughters.
- Look, are you okay with this? - Yeah.
- Really? - Sure!
Careful, the ground isn't straight here.
- Okay. - We'll fuck again tonight at 7:30
You just signed away all responsibility.
And what chores do you do around the house to deserve that?
You're in therapy? Since when?
I love this T-shirt, too.
Catherine, I don't know! I was a baby.
- I'm taking a Pop-Tart. - Can I ask you a question?
Danny, Jane.
Kent, would you mind just cleaning this shit up?
I tried, but it's just...
I got another call from the publisher.
I went through it with my father.
Diligently? I... I'm not sure I concur with that.
No, that's just what we told her when she was a little girl.
No!
All right, the treasury secretary
I just wanna say that I am so proud to be here
- Do you wanna see my yearbook? - Yeah!
Okay, just refer to your color-coded chart.
I would just stare at it.
Respect.
Mike and I were at Mee-Maw's last night
Even that sanctimonious fraud Carter had a library.
Well, regardless,
Oh, my God!
and all along, it's been staring at me in my face!
- Oh, can you help me up? - Sure.
She hated all animals that she couldn't eat or wear.
She's gonna get into the school anyway.
Fundraising laws... no silverware.
Boy, some scary moments there, I bet.
- So... - You know, Dr. Diane thinks