Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your dad sold it to get the IRS off of his back.
- Ma'am, do you have a second? - Sure.
You know, during my first win for Congress,
Damn fine lady. Mm.
National Volunteer Week.
Prescott. Who does he think he's trying to kid? Okay.
Is this the Hall of Half-Term Wonders?
- I need breakfast. - Okay.
and I married my fucking father.
Why didn't you take me back to your place?
He was a horse thief!
I'm gonna turn Mee-Maw's house
Weird? What are you getting at?
Boy, I'll tell you, I remember that night he died
If I vote no, can I turn your drylands into wetlands?
- Okay, vote no. - Vote yes.
Well, my family in Iowa was pretty religious.
What? No, no, no, no.
which is a line of prison inmates
Yes, Danny, I know that we're not actually fucking
why don't you make it out to cash?
Apparently, he is having trouble
Well, my father and I both hate eating butterscotch,
We'll see you in the tomorrow.
Hmm, see? I'm not so bad once you get to know me after 20 years.
"Jane McCabe's boy toy steps out with beefy blonde."
Hey, Jane, just wanna make sure you're not mad about this
Yeah, this is it.
I wonder if it'd be worth checking in on Uncle George.
Ma'am, it's normal
See?
You didn't eat anything.
It's like she doesn't hear me or even see me.
- That's how we make our money. - Processing fees.
- What is it? - Animal testing.
Well, my feet hurt and I'm really hungry.
- Oh, that Chinese one? - Sure.
He loved them and he was fucking them!
Yes, indeed, okay.
Zero anal access. How's that for a new deal?
Excuse me, don't say pork. Shawnee's Jewish.
And what's wrong?