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Well, I wasn't hungry then! And I need to go to the bathroom.
So, I just wanna clarify some of the details
from everywhere.
You know that every president since FDR
And it was a really tight race.
Everybody said I was gonna lose,
Yeah, really important.
to experience a temporary depression after a heart attack.
He is all in for the Birthplace and Library.
I couldn't wait another moment
- just like you! - Ma'am?
'Cause that's what he does, see?
- Yeah, you're gonna die. Yeah. - The board is ready for you.
It's just so happy and wonderful!
Ma'am, actually, I gotta talk to you.
You're as useless as a dick at a roller derby.
that even Richard has trouble understanding you?
- What a character. - I gotta... I'm gonna get out of here.
I usually have an eight-egg white omelet.
I think that things have changed.
After Daddy died, I would crawl right underneath here and hide.
because you're not a billionaire
Yeah, but they're not exactly the same.
We should call the fire department. I smell smoke.
You know, 'cause I was so petite and pretty.
No, you're switching to bow ties.
to putting your name on anything, ma'am.
and people were saying I was cold
Jobs for wetlands duck-fuckers who are never gonna vote for Jonah.
Wow.
Just one? Okay. I think that'll be easier.
I did. You're bowing next to President Lu.
of a library that doesn't exist
- You know, Mom... - What?
Jesus Christ.
Sure. You want me to take out
Thank you so much, ma'am. Thank you.
But wasn't Mee-Maw living in Palm Beach when you were born?