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I couldn't wait another moment
Thank you so much, ma'am. Thank you.
Jesus Christ.
I think that things have changed.
because you're not a billionaire
to experience a temporary depression after a heart attack.
Well, I wasn't hungry then! And I need to go to the bathroom.
from everywhere.
Just one? Okay. I think that'll be easier.
And it was a really tight race.
Wow.
and people were saying I was cold
Everybody said I was gonna lose,
- You know, Mom... - What?
Jobs for wetlands duck-fuckers who are never gonna vote for Jonah.
Yeah, really important.
of a library that doesn't exist
You know that every president since FDR
Yeah, but they're not exactly the same.
I did. You're bowing next to President Lu.
No, you're switching to bow ties.
- Yeah, you're gonna die. Yeah. - The board is ready for you.
to putting your name on anything, ma'am.
We should call the fire department. I smell smoke.
Sure. You want me to take out
So, I just wanna clarify some of the details
Ma'am, actually, I gotta talk to you.
- just like you! - Ma'am?
- What a character. - I gotta... I'm gonna get out of here.
After Daddy died, I would crawl right underneath here and hide.
'Cause that's what he does, see?
But wasn't Mee-Maw living in Palm Beach when you were born?
that even Richard has trouble understanding you?
It's just so happy and wonderful!
You know, 'cause I was so petite and pretty.
He is all in for the Birthplace and Library.
I usually have an eight-egg white omelet.
You're as useless as a dick at a roller derby.