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Oh, Gus, I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hey!
Hey, what's that rustling in the bushes over there?
I've loved you from the first moment I saw you.
Miss!
I was too shy to come forward, so I just hid away quietly watching you, mainly through heating vents.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Call her every 15 minutes.
Chris, I did run you over.
You know, this would go great with a little crepe lache.
Oh, you know, I also need some deodorant.
Chris, you really should move or I'll run over you again.
Show her that you care with a passion of a psychotic maniac.
I love you.
Really, Chris?
You know, for the first time, what you're saying to me, I think, has finally gotten through to me.
Wow!
All right, all right.
Now, please, leave me alone.
All this running around has really made me stink up a storm.
And you're going to need to bite down on this.
Who?
I usually wind up with somebody getting shot.
That is the sickest, most perverted thing I have ever heard in my entire life.